D&D gone.. wrong?
Went to Geoffs he taugh me to play D&D. Although we didn't start until like 7 or 8 because they first got Dos addicted to guildwars/tried to help me make a character and david lee drew furry porn while James (Geoffs little brother) read my gay porn manga.
Heres how our wonderful campaign went:
Me- Halfing, druid with a ridding dog (huskie)
Duncan- Human ninja
David lee- Elf(maybe) Rouge
Dos- a very large cross dressing barbarian warrior \
Missions, go investiaget why the light house across town was not working.
What ended up happening, first i had no armour ect so dos just wrote in that i was nakid and had 500ft of rope for equipment. Geoff fixed that to hide with 50 ft of rope. Which ended up being 10 ft to short for the light house >.>.
Anyway we get there the dos busted in and then all hell breaks lose.
me the druid lit the lighthouse we were suposed to investigate on fire, while dos the cross dressing male barbarian defiled a little boys corpse, while the ninja stabed a dead body and then dos thought the ninja was after him so he attacked the ninja. He missed, then the ninja stabed him while being suported by the rogue but then dos used his giant gentails to intimidate them and the rogue ran off to help me the druid with the attack dog burn the lighthouse from the top floor.
Thats the short version, it was much funny/random in person.
We ended up eating over our weight in pixies sticks, and sessions was godly. We all need to go again. Got to hitch a ride in Gwens Convertible Smart <3.
Ran out to a feild at 10 and star surfed, got piggy backs/awsomeness.
Good night all in all, now i must write a chem lab.
>.> My family has completely fucked up the pc downstairs it now won't even turn on. It turns on to Blue screen O'death. Joy.
I;m off to make some supper before my homework gets done, Sweet potatoe french fries and veggie dogs with pepsi ^-^.
Heres how our wonderful campaign went:
Me- Halfing, druid with a ridding dog (huskie)
Duncan- Human ninja
David lee- Elf(maybe) Rouge
Dos- a very large cross dressing barbarian warrior \
Missions, go investiaget why the light house across town was not working.
What ended up happening, first i had no armour ect so dos just wrote in that i was nakid and had 500ft of rope for equipment. Geoff fixed that to hide with 50 ft of rope. Which ended up being 10 ft to short for the light house >.>.
Anyway we get there the dos busted in and then all hell breaks lose.
me the druid lit the lighthouse we were suposed to investigate on fire, while dos the cross dressing male barbarian defiled a little boys corpse, while the ninja stabed a dead body and then dos thought the ninja was after him so he attacked the ninja. He missed, then the ninja stabed him while being suported by the rogue but then dos used his giant gentails to intimidate them and the rogue ran off to help me the druid with the attack dog burn the lighthouse from the top floor.
Thats the short version, it was much funny/random in person.
We ended up eating over our weight in pixies sticks, and sessions was godly. We all need to go again. Got to hitch a ride in Gwens Convertible Smart <3.
Ran out to a feild at 10 and star surfed, got piggy backs/awsomeness.
Good night all in all, now i must write a chem lab.
>.> My family has completely fucked up the pc downstairs it now won't even turn on. It turns on to Blue screen O'death. Joy.
I;m off to make some supper before my homework gets done, Sweet potatoe french fries and veggie dogs with pepsi ^-^.