Dang it!!
I made a delicious dinner of teriyaki fake chicken and broccoli with cous cous. I sat down and ate a couple of bites. The plate slips out of my hand, hits the coffee table and shatters, strewing the food all over the floor. I cleaned up the plate and then got the vacuum cleaner out to clean up the cous cous. After vacuuming, I decided to change out the bag on the vacuum. I open it up, and discover that the bag had pulled away, and all the dirt was just inside the vacuum cleaner. So, then I had ot clean all that up too. Then make more dinner. Awesome.