Not exactly a fairytale.

[axejudge]

Put this list in the order it occurred in your life:

Get married
Buy a house
Get Pregnant
Have baby #1
Have baby #2
Have baby #3
Have baby #4
Graduate college
Graduate high school
Meet significant other
Meet who you hoped was your significant other but wasn't
Move out of parent's house for good
Start college
Become gainfully employed
Buy a car
Get drunk for the first time
Get a cell phone
Get divorced

My list:

Get drunk for the first time
Graduate high school
Move out of parent's house for good
Start college
Become gainfully employed
Meet significant other
Meet who you hoped was your significant other but wasn't
Graduate college
Get married
Buy a house
Buy a car
Get pregnant
Get divorced
Buy a car (yes, I changed cars)

. . . and here I am. Are there other significant moments in my life? I sure hope so.

EDIT: As phierma pointed out, I did miss one.  Notice it was not followed by having a baby.  No sympathy needed; I send my thanks to pennyroyal.