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The Husbandly One is a wise, wise man.

I was washing dishes when he came home. He walked in, fended off the kids, came straight into the kitchen, grabbed a paper plate (a wise move when your wife is washing dishes), hunched over a mysterious box he'd set on the counter, then came up behind me and wafted the most perfect, mouth-watering slice of ( Read more... )

My kids are driving me bananas ( Read more... )

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071012/ap_on_he_me/diet_chocolate_craving

See?  See???  There's a REASON I'm addicted to chocolate!!!  It's ALL RIGHT THERE!!!

Now... GIMMEE!!!! 

Chocolate.  Lots and lots of chocolate.  Now.  Dammit.

Because... because... the kids... and ... then the phone kept ringing, and... cat food, EVERYWHERE... and... then every five minutes, it's just... and... and...

AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

GIVE ME CHOCOLATE NOW!!!!

*curls up in ball and whimpers*

five hours of non-stop sex might not be a bad ( Read more... )

OMG, I need chocolate, and I need it NOW!!  However, there is none in the house already made up and ready to eat.  This means I must Make It Myself.

So... I can either make... double chocolate chip cookies.

Or... Brownies.

Decisions, decisions, decisions....

Bless his boots!  He went out and got me CHOCOLATE!!  The Beast has been appeased.

*retreats to corner with chocolate smudged face to huddle over remnants of chocolate treat and growls warningly*

Okay, it's worse.  I have now reached the point where I would absolutely KILL for chocolate.  The Husbandly One is hiding in the kitchen, wondering whether he should grab the kids and flee for his life.

What does a woman have to DO to get some CHOCOLATE around here???

Oh, man, I got a Chocolate Jones something awful!  I am DYING for some chocolate, but there's none in the house (don't panic, don't panic, don't panic) and the Impossible Son is in bed with a fever, sound asleep, so it's not like I can just nip on down to the corner store for a quick hit.

AAAAAAUUGGHHHHH!!!! I'M DYING!!!!

I am telling you, I would ( Read more... )

Oh, I need chocolate!! I've got a chocolate jones like you wouldn't believe right now, and of course, the Husbandly One has already left work, so I can't call him and ask him to stop off and pick my addiction of choice, Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie. No, there's nothing stopping me from going out and getting my own, except two little ( Read more... )