Oh San Francisco, What Am I Going To Do With You?
This is wildly indelicate, but sometimes that's how life is. Today, I got on a crowded train and within a few minutes, smelled something foul. I knew exactly what it was, and by the way, why is there always some asshole who does that? So, eventually a seat opened up, and I sat down. Everything was fine, just riding along, and then all of a sudden the man sitting next to me, lifts up his haunches so that they're facing my way, and rips one out.
I got farted on.
And it was loud, and it smelled ungodly. There was a definite rotten egg quality to it, the magnitude of which sent me fleeing to the other side of the train. But that's not the worst part. The worst part is he did this right as we pulled up to his stop. Evidently, he just could not contain the evil any longer. So he decided to drop a bomb, and promptly (but make no mistake about it, shamelessly) saunter off, leaving the rest of us to be trapped with what he left behind.
And then later today, Steve saw a man start urinating about 3 feet in front of him. Broad daylight, lunch hour, financial district, people walking past. And when telling me about it, he made a point I hadn't previously thought of: no one ever calls them on it. No one says anything, no one appears scandalized, no looks of horror...it's as though it's borderline acceptable.
I swear, I wish San Francisco was a person that I could just grab by the shoulders and scream, "What the hell is wrong with you??!!"
Aaah, anyway. For what it is, this seems pretty accurate:
Your Brain is Green
Of all the brain types, yours has the most balance.
You are able to see all sides to most problems and are a good problem solver.
You need time to work out your thoughts, but you don't get stuck in bad thinking patterns.
You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about the future, philosophy, and relationships (both personal and intellectual).
What Color Is Your Brain?
I got farted on.
And it was loud, and it smelled ungodly. There was a definite rotten egg quality to it, the magnitude of which sent me fleeing to the other side of the train. But that's not the worst part. The worst part is he did this right as we pulled up to his stop. Evidently, he just could not contain the evil any longer. So he decided to drop a bomb, and promptly (but make no mistake about it, shamelessly) saunter off, leaving the rest of us to be trapped with what he left behind.
And then later today, Steve saw a man start urinating about 3 feet in front of him. Broad daylight, lunch hour, financial district, people walking past. And when telling me about it, he made a point I hadn't previously thought of: no one ever calls them on it. No one says anything, no one appears scandalized, no looks of horror...it's as though it's borderline acceptable.
I swear, I wish San Francisco was a person that I could just grab by the shoulders and scream, "What the hell is wrong with you??!!"
Aaah, anyway. For what it is, this seems pretty accurate:
Your Brain is Green
Of all the brain types, yours has the most balance.
You are able to see all sides to most problems and are a good problem solver.
You need time to work out your thoughts, but you don't get stuck in bad thinking patterns.
You tend to spend a lot of time thinking about the future, philosophy, and relationships (both personal and intellectual).
What Color Is Your Brain?