New Years resolutions are dumb.

[astarel]

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Have at least one orgasm per hour.

Get your resolution here

I also resolve to

Comments

[biggeststyxfan]

~Become supreme overloard of the color Maroon

I read that as "Become supreme overlord of the country Marloon.

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ZacH

[astarel]

is there a country named Marloon? if there is, i wouldn't mind being supreem overloard of that too.

[lostprophet001]

There's a country called Cameroon, but that's the closest thing I can think of.

[astarel]

Poppycock. We'll make a country named Marloon. It will be in the South Pacific. The capitol will be named Constantinople and we'll only allow people to immigrate there if they might be giants.

[biggeststyxfan]

Yeah. There is no country called that. I was thinking of Monaco when I saw that, I think. I'm just insane.

[astarel]

I'm moreso.

[biggeststyxfan]

Getting competitive, Dani?
But, yeah. I think you might win.

[astarel]

that is the root of my sex appeal.