Comments | astarel: New Years resolutions are dumb.

astarel

New Years resolutions are dumb.

Jan 01, 2006 13:02

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Have at least one orgasm per hour.

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biggeststyxfan January 2 2006, 00:17:21 UTC

~Become supreme overloard of the color Maroon

I read that as "Become supreme overlord of the country Marloon.

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astarel January 2 2006, 03:34:48 UTC

is there a country named Marloon? if there is, i wouldn't mind being supreem overloard of that too.

lostprophet001 January 2 2006, 03:40:50 UTC

There's a country called Cameroon, but that's the closest thing I can think of.

astarel January 2 2006, 03:46:28 UTC

Poppycock. We'll make a country named Marloon. It will be in the South Pacific. The capitol will be named Constantinople and we'll only allow people to immigrate there if they might be giants.

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4nt1dadw4tch January 2 2006, 05:01:10 UTC

Only thirty four? cutting down?

astarel January 2 2006, 06:45:33 UTC

yeah, babies do a lot to a girls figure.

banana5tkd January 2 2006, 06:43:33 UTC

For the love of all things holy, do not shave your head!

Just a precaution in case you weren't kidding.

astarel January 2 2006, 06:46:17 UTC

but i don't love all things wholly!