New Years resolutions are dumb.
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Have at least one orgasm per hour.
Get your resolution here
I also resolve to:
~secretly become a vegitarian again
~pick somone else's nose
~shave my head
~get at least 4 more piercings
~have lesbian sex
~Become supreme overloard of DDR
~Become supreme overloard of Max
~Become supreme overloard of the color Maroon
~Have a single good drinking experience
~Eat thirty-four babies
PS Happy 2006
EDIT:
~THE MOST ORIGINAL SURVEY EVER~FIRST SCREEN NAME EVER::hottlipsonyou SOMETHING CIRCULAR WITHIN 5 FEET OF YOU::my head FAVORITE PART OF A COMPUTER::the "D" button on the keyboard FAVORITE DISNEY ANIMAL SIDEKICK::Rajah (I think that's the Aladin tiger's name) BEST NAILPOLISH COLOR FOR WINTER::your mom SUMMER::babies MOST EXPENSIVE THING YOU'RE WEARING::my bra WHAT COLOR IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH?::purple THE CUTEST MORPH-TOGETHER OF 2 ANIMALS::mousaroo BEST PART ABOUT LIVING AT HOGWARTS::magic orgasms HISTORICAL ARTICLE(S) OF CLOTHING YOU WISH WERE STILL WORN DAILY::Leg warmers MOST DISGUSTING THING YOU'VE EVER PUT IN YOUR MOUTH::a penis FAVORITE PLAYING CARD SUIT::spades WORD THAT RHYMES WITH ~BLUE~::poo MOST WRONG, UNNATURAL THING IN A GROCERY STORE::uum... adult diapers? LAST SONG(S) STUCK IN YOUR HEAD::"Take Me Out" from the Rent soundtrack YOUR FIRST WORD::ball SOMETHING GREEN WITHIN 10 FEET OF YOU::my bra BOOK YOU'VE PRACTICALLY MEMORIZED::Lirael THE BEST-LOOKING THING ON A CHRISTMAS TREE::Bigfoot FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT FOR PUNCHING::Max... no, i meant the train. WORST EMOTION TO FEEL::closed minded FAVORITE CHESS PIECE::Bishop THE SETTING/LOCATION OF YOUR LAST DREAM::in a car with my mom driving through my school... don't ask. NAME THE DOMINANT OBJECTS/COLORS IN THIS DREAM::red, blue SPORT YOU WISH YOU COULD PLAY (WELL)::hackey sack NAME THE BEST ACTRESS IN THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW::Salma Hayek WOULD YOU RATHER BE AN ASIAN OR AN AFRICAN ELEPHANT? WHY?::African. I think they're bigger. ONE THING YOU CAN COOK WELL::Lemon bars BEST NAME FOR A BUTLER::dude? THE NUMBER OF VEINS YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK AT YOUR RIGHT WRIST::6 i think A SYNONYM FOR ~ALCOHOL~::liquor PROFESSION YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE UP IF MONEY/TIME DIDN'T MATTER::Vin Diesel's stunt bottom BEST CRIME SOLVER EVER::Sherlock all the way WHAT DO YOU ALWAYS PUT ON YOUR EGGS?::a spatula HAVE YOU EVER PHOTOGRAPHED SOMETHING DEAD?::um... my bra. BEST CLASSIC MOVIE MONSTER::you A WORD THAT RHYMES WITH ~DREAM~::beam Take this survey | Find more surveys
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