Holy hell. I have found probably the best thing ever. It's a white trash Internet cooking show called "Starvin' With Louis." Louis is a metalhead dude from Boston who looks just like his resumé: former bouncer, former tattoo artist, former line-cook at a steakhouse. He is also the master of cheap food. I can't even explain it, but anyone who's ever had $5 to last them two weeks knows how it's played. (The worst I ever got was $10 for one.) Then they have a few side clips. Like when his Star Wars geek friend Ben (who kinda looks like me in older photos) tried to tackle the Jones Soda Co. Holiday Pack. Namely, four at once, poured into a 2L bottle. The results are... well, kind of like one day in the cafeteria where I tried to take a mysterious Fruitopia bottle of the other table's leftovers. Except I didn't chuck.
Anyway. Go here. You'll be happy you did.
http://www.starvinwithlouis.com/