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[asl_phoenix]

Holy hell. I have found probably the best thing ever. It's a white trash Internet cooking show called "Starvin' With Louis." Louis is a metalhead dude from Boston who looks just like his resumé: former bouncer, former tattoo artist, former line-cook at a steakhouse. He is also the master of cheap food. I can't even explain it, but anyone who's

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[iateyourundies]

Guess who. ^_^

Yep, I'm finally making an appearance.

[asl_phoenix]

Remember I said it was a whole thing about names, and it took me a while to process who you were the other night when I was sober?

Imagine waking up at 8, possibly still a little drunk (I'm not actually sure), and finding a mystery assailant on one's LJ. Fortunately, the word "penis" was very prominent on your nonexistent blog. (I totally typed "blong." What the fuck is a blong?)

In short... Hey, Linz.