And the job i'm going for? Shelf stacker.

WTF?

It's got questions like Describe a time when you completed a task that met expectations. and What is it about working for Waterstone's that interests you?i just want to get paid for fondling books, right? That's all. Yes, mildly pervy, but it probably doesn't require my 10 GCSEs, 2 AS Levels and 4 ( Read more... )

So yeah, my birthday was like, a week ago. But being as i was far from the bosom of my family i spent it ALONE and UNLOVED by all except episkopos, whom i bullied into coming to see me. He also offered to cook for my next birthday, after seeing the damage i can do when unleashed in the kitchen (he's just being a poof, it all looked fine on the plate. And ( Read more... )

episkopos and i are considering Not Breeding, for the sake of the gene pool. Or possibly, breeding and then pointing and laughing at the offspring.

1150 - episkopos texts me to ask for his copy of 'The Illuminatus Trilogy' back. Turns out he needs it for an essay or some such nonsense.

1533 - i get back to him (yes, i'm just that quick), and we arrange for book ( Read more... )

So, after ending last term the only student in Wolverhampton (well, nearly) still in the black. By, oh say, Eight Hundred Squids What do you mean your council doesn't pay you in cephalopods?. This term i decided to strike out for new ground, maybe try going for broke ( Read more... )