Hehe... typing the word "glay" makes 33.3...% of the people think you typed "Gay", 33.3...% of the people think you meant "Gay", and the rest quite frankly don't give a crap. But that's still a whopping 66.6...%. And it's so hard to find a band named "porn" on the internet...

Kill Gear: *leaps out of bushes and lifts him up by the tail, dressed as Steve Erwin* Crikee! This is a big one. The ever elusive catboy. *forces his mouth open* Notice the large pointy teeth. These are naturally made jack-knifes for opening bags of potato chips and hunting small rodents. Isn't hi gorgeous!? Danger danger danger. *smashs him around ( Read more... )

Computer's on the fritz. Won't update for a while, to those who actually read this shit.

Geeky roleplay this morning with my brother and some of his friends... we were playing 7th sea, I was the "dungeon master" and they were the ignorant who didn't even know what a mizzenmast was. I feel so dirty for ( Read more... )

I noticed quite a pattern today. Some of my friends type small summaries of there day. Others type long novel "books" about eventful times. Yet others just be completely random. As for myself, I have learned that I write short, insignificant posts like this. One would jump to the conclusion that it was my fault for not typing more in depth stuff ( Read more... )

Someday, I'm gonna marry a hobbit and have furry big-footed children.

The faucet's dripping. Why is it dripping? It's annoying me. I could block it out with music, but it'd still be dripping. It shouldn't be dripping... why the hell is it dripping? Why must I be tormented? STOP DRIPPING! GEEZ! >

I was going through my website.. and I realized how pathedic it was. "Boohoo.. the world isn't fair. I'm gonna talk real slow and wear black." Wow. I'm an idiot. I'm gonna redo it.. change the theme from "Only the finest gothic will do for me!" to a more darker, demented theme. Sounds fun to me. Yes. Very fun. I'll tell you when I remade it, not ( Read more... )

So... I was just on quizilla. I noticed 2 things ( Read more... )