Danger, danger, danger!

Nov 12, 2004 13:32

Kill Gear: *leaps out of bushes and lifts him up by the tail, dressed as Steve Erwin* Crikee! This is a big one. The ever elusive catboy. *forces his mouth open* Notice the large pointy teeth. These are naturally made jack-knifes for opening bags of potato chips and hunting small rodents. Isn't hi gorgeous!? Danger danger danger. *smashs him around.*
???: o_o;;;
Kill Gear: *whips into wall.*
???: x_____x help me..
Kill Gear: Danger danger danger~!!!! *drives boat up on the land somehow and repeatively smashes him into the wall with it.*
???: x__x;;;;;;;;
Kill Gear: *finally stops and photo ops with what's left of him, stratling him like a croc and pretending to be holding him down as he smiles for the camera.*
???: .. *molested by steve -.-*
Kill Gear: You an' many others, mate.
Kill Gear: *then, just as quickly as he came, leaves.*
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