As you read this, stand up and stick your arms straight out. Spin around in a circle. Reach above your head as high as you can. Bend down and touch your toes. Now take in a big breath of air ( Read more... )

My nose is fat today ( Read more... )

Because I'm an English major, I get to make fun of the way English is used.

You'd be able to do it, too, if you were an English major... but you're not. You have to make fun of something else.

Like not having a job or eating macoroni or whatever it is you people do.

Here you go:

The problem with defending the purity of the English ( Read more... )