-- twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[aquarium_tipper]

[Oh look. One in the morning. What a perfectly acceptable time for this troll to be out and about, you know, when the sun is quite dead

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[timisnotme]

The fuck are you doing?

*Tim is slowly walking back from the dining room after a midnight snack and suddenly the mansion is full of wire..*

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[aquarium_tipper]

[Sollux hesitates in his work and looks up. He seems to be cautiously examining Tim, but it's hard to tell with the glasses on and all.]

What'th it look like I'm doing?

[He thinks the answer is sort of obvious...]

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[timisnotme]

Putting in the worst surround sound system ever?

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[aquarium_tipper]

Yeah I've already got one of thothe in my room, two achkthually.

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[kindly_done]

[Upon sighting the hall full o' grubs, Jack crouches beside one, examining it.

In case you were curious, he's wondering if it's edible.]

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[aquarium_tipper]

[Being caught up in his work and all, the troll doesn't notice Jack until he turns around because oh man, wires are getting crossed and grubs are getting agitated and OH JEEZ--]

...How long have you been there?

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[kindly_done]

[He jumps, but fortunately does not squash the grubs. He relaxes when he sees it's a troll--they can fuck your shit up on account of having all the levels, but he's never seen one of the kids he knows do it unprovoked.]

Oh, just...just a couple minutes. Is this yours?

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[aquarium_tipper]

[Slightly creepy there Jack, but he overlooks it because what is privacy when you have friends like Terezi the other trolls around.

He shrugs and holds up the ends remainder of the wire yet to be laid down.]

'Kay, uh, yeah. Well I got it from the clothet, but ith mine now.

[forevercapslock]

SOLLUX, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

[aquarium_tipper]

why are you alway2 a2kiing what ii'm doiing do you not tru2t me??
iit'2 liike a bro can't do hii2 thiing iin peace anymore.

[forevercapslock]

WHAT IT IS IS THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU NEED THAT MUCH WIRE FOR AND I'M FUCKING CURIOUS. SINCE WHEN IS CURIOSITY A FUCKING CRIME.

[aquarium_tipper]

cold double fuck vanta2 tiime two turn the nob two chill on your iimmediiate thermal reactor.
do you really want me two tell you?
or 2hould ii contiinue two pretend that we're all biig capiital O-ffended by each other?

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[cull_means_care]

[Feferi's wandering, but stops and smiles when she sees Sollux. Obviously he's up to something]

Hello, Sollux! Do I detect something fishy afoot?

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[aquarium_tipper]

[That's probably a first that Sollux isn't automatically put into deer-in-headlights mode. He looks up and returns the smile lopsidedly.]

Cod, FF. You alwath know when thhit'th going down. Don't give a guy hith privathea or anything.

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[cull_means_care]

[Feferi giggles, glad he seems to be in a good mood]

Nope. Privasea is over-rated. Besides, when you bring stuff into the corridors, you lose your right to complain about that.

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[aquarium_tipper]

Right, how could I forget. Here ith all my complaining righth. I put them in a bag jutht for princethheth.

[He pretends to toss such a thing at her.] Catchh.

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[hamburellakind]

[John has found a grub-thing.

He thinks it is really cute.

He is poking it with a stick.]

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[aquarium_tipper]

[Sollux is walking back down the lines to check on everythin--

John. John we're going to have to have a talk.

His glasses slightly slide down as he tries to understand you, Egbert Human. But it's not really working :|]

What eckthatly are you doing? You can thkip the part where you're touching thumthing that'th not yourth.

[hamburellakind]

[Wow, okay, he was not expecting a voice like that, hehe!

...He's going to hide the stick now.]

I found a baby bug!

[aquarium_tipper]

[Sollux continues to believe that he totally talks normally like everyone else because no one has told him otherwise.

He also sees what you did thar, John. SEES IT.]

Uh, yeah. You kind of did. There'th like another thickthy around the plathe tho it'd kind of be hard not tu.

And they're grubth by the way.