-- twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

Jul 11, 2011 00:44

[Oh look. One in the morning. What a perfectly acceptable time for this troll to be out and about, you know, when the sun is quite dead ( Read more... )

fuck you sun, entirely legal

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[action] timisnotme July 11 2011, 06:17:29 UTC
The fuck are you doing?

*Tim is slowly walking back from the dining room after a midnight snack and suddenly the mansion is full of wire..*

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[action] aquarium_tipper July 11 2011, 06:23:40 UTC
[Sollux hesitates in his work and looks up. He seems to be cautiously examining Tim, but it's hard to tell with the glasses on and all.]

What'th it look like I'm doing?

[He thinks the answer is sort of obvious...]

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[action] timisnotme July 11 2011, 07:04:26 UTC
Putting in the worst surround sound system ever?

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[action] aquarium_tipper July 11 2011, 20:18:16 UTC
Yeah I've already got one of thothe in my room, two achkthually.

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[action] timisnotme July 12 2011, 00:24:18 UTC
Why do you have two shitty stereo systems?

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[action] aquarium_tipper July 12 2011, 00:48:56 UTC
[He considers this for a second.]

Becauthe. Thumtimeth I can't dethide which tu uthe. I guethh.

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[action] timisnotme July 12 2011, 00:53:58 UTC
*It takes him a bit to decipher what he even said and then..*

Why not just get one good one?

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[action] aquarium_tipper July 12 2011, 01:01:32 UTC
What?

They're not ackthually thhit.

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[action] timisnotme July 12 2011, 01:07:16 UTC
Oh. That makes more sense. So... what the hell is this?

*He pokes one of the grubs with his foot.*

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[action] aquarium_tipper July 12 2011, 02:46:52 UTC
That'th a grub. [He pauses.]

But it'th different from the kind we are. You let them grow and they become gameth.

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Re: [action] timisnotme July 12 2011, 03:06:05 UTC
It's a ... grub?

They become what?

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[action] aquarium_tipper July 12 2011, 03:21:14 UTC
Gameth? Video gameth? Don't fucking lie, I know you have them.

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Re: [action] timisnotme July 12 2011, 03:23:09 UTC
These bugs are video games? *HE IS INTRIGUED.* Keep talking.

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[action] aquarium_tipper July 12 2011, 03:37:47 UTC
[He is.SO.confused by you, sir.]

...well they need tu hatch firtht. Cuth' theyre growing and all...

They're out here becauthe there'th tu many in my rethpiteblock already and I'm thick of thepping on them.

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Re: [action] timisnotme July 12 2011, 03:51:09 UTC
So where does the video game part come in?

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Re: [action] aquarium_tipper July 13 2011, 02:32:08 UTC
Uh, it hatcheth like everything elthe doeth. And then bam, there'th a game. Like magic.

Eckthept magic ith fake.

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