-- twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[aquarium_tipper]

[Oh look. One in the morning. What a perfectly acceptable time for this troll to be out and about, you know, when the sun is quite dead

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[cull_means_care]

[Feferi's wandering, but stops and smiles when she sees Sollux. Obviously he's up to something]

Hello, Sollux! Do I detect something fishy afoot?

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[aquarium_tipper]

[That's probably a first that Sollux isn't automatically put into deer-in-headlights mode. He looks up and returns the smile lopsidedly.]

Cod, FF. You alwath know when thhit'th going down. Don't give a guy hith privathea or anything.

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[cull_means_care]

[Feferi giggles, glad he seems to be in a good mood]

Nope. Privasea is over-rated. Besides, when you bring stuff into the corridors, you lose your right to complain about that.

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[aquarium_tipper]

Right, how could I forget. Here ith all my complaining righth. I put them in a bag jutht for princethheth.

[He pretends to toss such a thing at her.] Catchh.

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[cull_means_care]

[Feferi pretends to catch this bag of complaining rights, giggling the whole time]

That was very kind of you to bag them for me. I'm sure they would have all gone adrift otherwise.

[And she goes over to try and hug him]

But, this princess supposes she can give them back if you promise to use them for good.

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[aquarium_tipper]

Damn thraight they would have. [He hesitates a second but ultimately allows the hug (and has no problem with it, really). Feferi!contact is always a novelty to him.]

Thutch a benevolent princethh. Guethh I have no choithe but tu thwear off uthing complaining righth for evil anyway, huh?

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[cull_means_care]

[Yay! Sollux hug! Because that's how complaining rights should be returned, right?]

Well, you cod use them for evil but then I'd be cross. And then I'd have to stop you and your evil ways.

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[aquarium_tipper]

[He seems to be thinking this over and squeezes her arm gently in the meantime.]

Uhh, I think that might get a little tu elaborate. Bethideth, I can't be evil and kidnap the princeth if you're the one trying tu thhop me.

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[cull_means_care]

That's a good point. You'd have to find another princess for that. But then I'd have to come and stop you and I'd really rather not have to prod you into submission. Maybe I could tickle you into submission instead!

[Which yes, she has done before. In her and Jade's fake fight for candy]

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[aquarium_tipper]

Oh noooo, not thubmithhionnnn. What ever thhould I do? Eheh.

[Is lifting your girlfriend up via mind powers cheating? Sollux doesn't think so.]

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[cull_means_care]

[Feferi begs to differ, or she would if she could keep a straight face]

Mr Captor, as your princess I demand you let me down. Nicely.

[Which would be a lot more intimidating if she could stop giggling]

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[aquarium_tipper]

Huh. Nope. Thith Captor hath learned from the top, that'th you, about being ruthlethh.

[Except you know, he will put her down. Just slolwy, and making it look like it's his OH SO MANLY upper body strength that's holding her up.]

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[cull_means_care]

Ruthless? I think you have the wrong fish princess!

[With that innocent, deadly smile. And she wraps her arms around him. Just to make sure he can't float her again, of course]

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[aquarium_tipper]

Oopth. Well I hope my princethh ithn't in another cathle.

[Feferi! So devious! Oh no wait, he'll just carry her and himself around. Awww yeah.

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[cull_means_care]

Hmm, but what other castle is there? There is only Wonderland and I'm the only princess. Are you sure your princess was ruthless?

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[aquarium_tipper]

Yeah I theem to remember thumthing with my thiity memory...what wath it? Tickling intu thubmithhion?

I think tho.