I am cooling my heels here because I was forced to work a split shift today, which means I have to head back in this afternoon to rehearse for a puppet show. My boss had like... an emergency appendectomy or something, so now I'm in charge of a bunch of teenaged volunteers and I have to play the Paper Bag Princess. Gak ( Read more... )

To begin, some lulz:

Twilight catalogue. "The Number of Times Bella is 'Dazzled' or Rendered Speechless by Edward's Beauty or Touch: 17."

ZQ wears purple. Clearly he needs some Sylar stylin', because that hair is just unacceptable. Chop chop, there's a rumoured-to-be-three-hour Heroes season premiere to make!

The Dylan Thomas melodrama The Edge ( Read more... )

ONDRAYUH is trying to shelve some books. A LITTLE GIRL walks up and stands beside her. ONDRAYUH ignores the GIRL, who continues to stand there.

GIRL: Are you a libwawian or swumting?
ONDRAYUH: Uh... I work here, yeah.
GIRL: Cool.

The GIRL walks away.

( Too cool for school )

Those Cineplex nachos made me really nauseous. :(

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Ugh, I was supposed to go to Stratford for Labour Day weekend, only THE WORLD HATH FORSAKEN ME. Every time I try to make plans more complicated than "Meet me at STC this afternoon," it all unravels and decomposes and blows away in the wind. Actually, people can't even seem to handle "Meet me at STC." Where is Alex? I need him here at my side to ( Read more... )

Night before last, I dreamed that these two kids went all Columbine at my elementary school. I was walking to class with my former co-worker Michelle when I get a horrible premonition and then I see these guys toting guns in the hall. So I ran and told Madam Mim aka Ms. Farmer and she's like, "We know," and then a bunch of teachers (including Sunny ( Read more... )

I took a nap today and instead of rejuvenating me, now I'm feeling kind of woozy-sick. I spent the weekend at work, Saturday making a customer feedback box (this is harder than it sounds), and this morning I got to work the special after-hours attendant shift. The library opens at 1:30 on Sundays, but I had to be there at 10 to open the door for a ( Read more... )