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[fic] this series is called "Peter Guillam is in denial".
Title: The Spy Who Lost His Way
Fandom: TTSS
Words: 7,190
Pairing: Tarr/Guillam
Warnings: Violent sex things. Dub-con.
Disclaimer: all this jazz is the intellectual property of J-leCars, I’m just borrowing his characters so I can make them do dirty sex things.
Notes/Summary: Sequel to The Spy Who Got What He Deserved, If Not What He Wanted and The ( Read more... ) -
I don't want sympathy, I just want to call people wankers and take valium in the bath and eat crisps
This is going under a cut because it is a grumpy inarticulate mess primarily derived from being too fucking hot all day at work and forgetting to take decongestants.
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there is this thing that is fucking accepted, oh fuck
poem for crusaders.aim your cannon high my friends ( Read more... ) -
[fic] Like pulling teeth of embarrassment from the gum of shame, and I bottled it
On an unrelated note, does anyone have the Lock Stock soundtrack? Or know where I can find a Tom Hardy moodtheme?
Title: Oxygen (continuation of Nails and Rope, read that first.)
Fandom: Inception
Word Count: 6,092
Rating: R
Pairing: Eames/Ariadne
Warnings: ZOMG HETEROSEXUALITY AND IT'S NOT ARTHUR/ARIADNE EVEN. Probably hideously OOC. DON'T CARE ( Read more... ) -
"As soon as it's the 16th somewhere in the world, you can post your fic or art", apparently.
Title: Garden of Unearthly Delights and Minor Fuck-ups
Recipient: shadow_hive
Fandom: The Used
Word Count: 7,537
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: GSF
Warnings: Sensory deprivation, CBT, spanking, GSF
Disclaimer: This almost certainly didn't happen IRL.
Note: Author's opinions may differ from characters. Shitty writing is shitty! Betaing and exasperated yells from channonyarrow
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[fic] you are a freak but you make me so happy i forget what bad feels like
Title: Falling Sideways
Fandom: Thursdayverse TU
Word Count: 15,431
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairing: CANON.
Warnings: Oh shut your piehole. I warn for nothing.
Disclaimer: Didn't happen, not their real lives, this is an AU, I will kill you with my wang.
Notes: Guts/Appendices to WeekFight Hotel, please read that first. Thanks to tsuki_no_bara for M-W page refs.
Guts:
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&hearts-;, &shovels-; FAO channonyarrow, swear_jar
Note: Jessface, collars/blindfolds - peeniverse or thursdayverse or both or neither?
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[fic] they're gonna hang me if I stay, gonna shoot me if I run
Title: Modern Alchemy
Fandom: RPS - MCR/TU
Word Count: 8,800 words
Rating: ADULT. SO VERY ADULT. I mean, it's a very nuanced examination of cultural - y'know, it's not. It's pretty much just PORN. DO NOT READ IT AT WORK.
Pairing: Bob/Frank, Jepha/Frank, Jepha/Dan, Bob/Dan, just … GSF.
Warnings: Pee, GSF, D/s
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[fic] Warning: Pervert.
Title: Happiness Is Just A Gash Away
Fandom: Torchwood
Word Count: 4,118
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Kink/Warning: Haematophilia/Cutting. I don't think I've done it justice.
Disclaimer: Jack, Ianto, Torchwood in general and probably most of Cardiff now all belong to the BBC. Although as the BBC is funded by the license-payer and I am one …
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