Even though I tweet-ranted a bunch, I'm still all full of outrage!

So marikology sent me this article: Am I being Catfished? An author confronts her number one online critic.And I just shook my head at the crazy, hoped (should I ever, you know, finish and publish) I don't do what that author did and was ready to move on when I felt bothered by the author ( Read more... )

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As we all know, 50 Shades is my second most nurtured pet hate (Scientology's first, obviously), so I can't help but react with glee when it gets dissed. Emma Watson gave viciously British side-eye to the very idea that she would be in such a film.


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You know, I usually wait until the Rifftrax mp3 is out to watch any of the Twilight movies. It's the most hilarious way to get through them. But I have come across a special way (I'll let you draw your own conclusions) to watch this final film and just couldn't resist the giggles to come.

So I grabbed a bottle of wine and here I am.

I'm torn between ( Read more... )

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Highlights?
"A billionaire vampire dance instructor who smells of white truffles!"
"Their passions consumed them! And they do sex in the street!"
"Thus began the competition for Chastity's down there area!"
"Do torture sex on me now!"
"Can you guess what they did next? IT!"
"Stop! I practice tantric cuddling!"
"She took a bite and had a mouth orgism... ( Read more... )

Ladies and Gentleman! I have found my new Twilight! I have found that phenomenon that takes the world by storm, yet is horribly stupid. And the good part? It spawned from Twilight? The even better part? I think it might be worse than Twilight! Just when you thought there was nothing more horrifying than glorifying a relationship that includes ( Read more... )

I've got a rainy day, here, and so am off "work." I'm having a tough time getting motivated to write like I said, so I'm taking a wee break from that, too, and spending today doing nothing but finding me some giggles.

I, of course, ended up on fandom wank's wiki, always a source of glee.

Some things I found amusing today:

Someone helpfully and ( Read more... )

I was in CVS the other day and saw this vampire chick on a VC Andrews novel. Then I laughed out load as I read the cover, which said something to the effect of "VC Andrews' passion for vampires comes to life in this..."

Whatever. V.C. Andrews never had a passion for vampires. In fact, VC Andrews has been dead for over twenty years. It's been a ( Read more... )

I love/hate Community right now. This last episode was amazing! From the conspiracy movie take-off with its gloomy music and Troy and Abed's epic blanket fort, I was rolling. I'd have thoughts, but most of them would just be mad giggles. The only thing I didn't like was that the show might be exploring Jeff/Annie again. Please don't, Show. It kind ( Read more... )