NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I just... I don't even know how to tell you guys this. I feel like everyone's childhood is being stabbed to death, then put in a woodchipper just to make sure it's good and dead.
Maybe I should explain. One of the best experiences of my formative years was the BBC miniseries of Pride & Prejudice starring Colin Firth and Jennifer Ehle. It will forever be my definitive version and I can quote entire sections at will.
So you can imagine how horrified I am to learn that tony-winning, bafta-winning Jennifer Ehle is going to play Bella Swann's Anastasia Steele's mother in 50 Shades of Grey!
This is going to ruin Elizabeth Bennet for me. I'm just so sad and angry and disappointed and I just want someone to tell me this has all been some horrible mistake. There's still time, Jennifer! You can drop out! Do you realize that you're better than this? Do you realize you're about to put your name on Twilight porn? Why are you doing this to me?
