The Smith Family Legacy - Generation Fifteen - Chapter Seven
Author's Note: Welcome back to the Smith Family Legacy everyone! Nothing new to announce here.. Just enjoy the chapter :)
Starring...
Chase Smith as the wacky great-grandfather.
Sophia Smith as the smoking hot grandma.
Casey Smith as the grandpa who is ready to kick some appliance ass!
Eli Smith as the over-dramatic, over-excitable... over-everything... father.
Martinique Smith as the ghostly mother who needs to put the weight back on.
Bella Smith as the first born daughter with an eccentric, neurotic, childish personality we all love.
Cecilia Smith as the surprisingly beautiful middle child with a bad attitude.
Harley Smith as the youngest daughter who is full of herself.
Seth Smith.. Yes.. He's still here.
Adam Lewis as Isabella's romantic interest and my sim-son.
Last time on the Smith Family Legacy...
Cecilia and Harley became teens, Chase got paranoid, and Isabella finally made Adam confess to his budding romantic feelings toward her.
Missed Something?
Generation Fifteen
Chapter One - Chapter Two
Chapter 3.1 - Chapter 3.2
Chapter Four - Chapter Five
Chapter Six
What's the point of a fence if it can not keep Twinbrook's creepers out...?
Guys... I hate to break it to you, but this is NOT public property.
Jonsey: "If there's a trampoline, then it's for anyone to jump on."
Since when does that make sense?
Jonsey: "Since I said so."
GET THE HELL OUT!
Jonsey: "Fine! Party pooper!"
Bella: "Hey there Adam... It's Bella. How are you?.... Good! I'm fine. I was calling to see if you wanted to come over to my place?"
Bella: "Please...? We can make out."
Bella: "He better not blow me off..."
My son was taught to respect women. If he blows you off, he's grounded.
Bella: "He seemed hesitant.. It was as if someone was listening in on the conversation.. He better not be cheating on me."
MY SON WOULD NEVER CHEAT!
Bella: "Would you stop it with the 'my son!' crap!? He's technically NOT your son, and he can be a jerk when he wants to be."
Sophia was in the new backyard art studio I had built just for her new love of painting.
If I had of followed the legacy challenge outline, I would've painted heir portraits from the beginning. However, I was obviously not smart enough, so I'm starting as of now. There is only one difference, I want every future child born in this house to have their portrait done.
Sophia will take care of this generation, but Chase will be the portrait painter for the generations to come, since he is immortal.
Chase: "Can you believe that she expects me to paint every kid born in this house? That's crazy! What if I don't want to?! Huh? What if I don't feel like painting??"
Fine.. You don't have to then.
Chase: "Oh, but I want to =)..."
What's the point in complaining about it then?
Chase: "I just like to be my own person. I don't want to be forced into anything. I'm my own man."
Bella: "Adam is still not here, and he's screening his phone calls! He's purposely ignoring me!!"
Bella: "Hey jerk-off! It's Bella.. Well it's three hours later and you're still not here. What's up with that ass hole? You get over here right now, or you can forget about making out with me. CALL ME!"
That ought to show him.
Bella: "I'll sit right here until he comes. He better get over here if he knows what's good for him."
Casey: "Break it down now!"
Harley: "♫♪My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like, it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours! I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.♪♫"
That's the perfect song for this stuck up teenager.
A few hours later...
Bella: "WHAT THE HELL ADAM! I thought you were eaten by the Loch Ness monster! Why didn't you call me to tell me you would be late! That's so disrespectful!"
Isabella: "To hell with you! I wish the Loch Ness monster would have eaten you!"
Adam: "Woah.. What? I was working... I came over as soon as my shift was finished! Honestly!"
Bella: "Oh.. I take that back then.. Come on in!"
Adam: "God! We're not even dating and she's controlling my life!"
Bella: "If you ever want any of this, you better shut up and let me."
Bella: "Firstly, we need to give you a little makeover.. You are hot, but you have the same hairstyle as your mother, and secondly, I find that kind of creepy."
Adam: "Okay.."
Bella: "It doesn't have to be short! We just need to style it a little.. Comb it once and a while."
Adam: "I like my hair though!"
Bella: "Well... I don't, and that's all that matters."
Adam: "Okay. You win. I'll change my hair. What else do you want to change about me?"
Bella: "Your clothes.. They don't fit your personality."
Adam: "Well I'm sorry! My mom has spent a good part of my childhood partying at city hall! I had to find whatever was around the house."
Bella: "Well, we can fix that!"
Bella: "There! That's much better, isn't it?"
Adam: "Is that me?! =O I look good! I actually feel like ME! Thank you Bella! You did great!"
Bella: "No prob."
Adam: "WOOOOOT!"
Bella: "I'm so good at this!"
Adam can really pull off the emo-geek look without a hitch.
He still looks a lot like my simself.. He has his father's nose though.
His father was the social worker who took his twin sisters away due to neglect.
I think the social worker had a horrible lapse of judgment...
What?! I was in mourning! You do stupid things when you're sad! >_> Don't judge me!
Adam: "God dammit! Did you have to explain to them that I'm a bastard?!"
Sorry.. Adam is a little sensitive about his home situation.. He has never met his father... My simself didn't even bother to get his name.
Bella: "Your mom is so hairy, she looks like a stinky llama! HOW DARE YOU CALL MY MOM A LLAMA! BRING IT! You're on!"
Bella: "You'll be sorry!"
Bella: "RAWWWRR NOMNOMNOM!"
Adam: "This girl is off her rocker crazy! Why does she have to be so damn hot?! I'm a guy! I can't resist her!"
Bella: "If you think I'm crazy, you should meet Grandpa Chase..."
Adam: "I'll pass..."
Bella: "Wanna make out?"
Against his better judgment, Adam falls for Isabella's charm.
Adam: "Did anyone ever tell you that you're a remarkable kisser?"
Bella: "No.. You're the first guy I've ever kissed."
Adam: "You don't know how happy I am to hear that...."
Cecilia: "Zzzz.. What do you call cheese that's not yours..? Zzzz... NACHO CHEESE! zzzZZZ."
There goes the sleeping arrangements... Sigh...
Isabella invited Adam to stay the night. She didn't want to have to deal with the stress of waiting for him to come over again the next day.
As with any guest, the family fought over who would talk to him first.
Adam: "I've never been so in-demand."
Bella: "You have to lock the door at night or the men in the raccoon masks will break in and steal all your belongings."
Adam: "I agree."
Bella: "Cool!"
Adam: *FAINTS*
Yeah.. I forgot to mention that Adam is a coward. He's also grumpy, and on top of that, he can't stand art. I'm not sure what his last trait is, but when I find out, I'll let you know.
Casey: "I don't know how he will manage if you win heiress."
Bella: "Mind your own business, okay! Everyone has their own faults! You tell horrible jokes, Adam faints."
Adam: "She never said anything about this house being haunted!"
Yeah.. About that... Seth isn't the only one...
Adam: "What? How many are there?"
Less than fifteen...
Adam: "More than five?!"
Possibly...
If you count Bella's mom and sister, you have ten ghosts exactly.
Adam: "Can't we hire a ghost hunter or something?"
No.. You'll just have to deal with it, or wear padded clothing to break your fall.
Cecilia: "This house is really starting to smell like garbage funk. Of course everyone just sits around waiting for the fricken' maid to clean it up! They live like pigs!"
They have better things to do...
Cecilia: "Name one important thing dad has to do.. I dare you.."
Well... He has a whole other galaxy to save...
Eli: "PUT ME DOWN! AHH! Don't take me! I don't want to be defiled by some nasty alien!"
Chase: "NAGNAGNAG! Have some dignity and clean up after yourself Eli! You're a bad role model for these children!"
Eli: "I agree!"
Chase: "Then stop with the video games and get to work!"
Sophia: "♫♪I said a hip hop, Hippie to the hippie,the hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it. To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie, to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.♪♫"
Sophia: "STOP RIGHT THERE! I have the perfect idea for my next masterpiece!"
What can I say? Hip hop inspires Sophia...
Now that the town is back to normal, Chase puts in a regular appearance at the park.
He likes to give back to his fans.
This is why you don't have sex with the fire fighters.. Meet Georgia, Adam's half sister.. She is one of the ugliest sims in the town...
Now can you see why I neglected her? =S
Eli: "I'm so tired of pulling weeds! I'm finished! You aren't the boss of me! I'm on strike!"
Eli: "I'd like to see you try to force me!"
What's the point? You already finished tending the garden...
Bella: "Everything seems to be in order here... Yep. Good as gold!"
For now...
Bella: "I'm too unstable to overcome breaking the bathtub or shower, so I will just have to wash myself with the sink. It will do."
I won't even ask what's up with the heels...
Bella: "They are my sponge bath heels! Sexy, eh?"
You are so strange...
Bella: "You sound like Adam... I'm just not afraid of being me. Who cares if that's a little weird. I like who I am."
You don't even care if the whole world watches as you take a sponge bath?
Bella: "I'm sure it's nothing they haven't already seen elsewhere."
Eli: "AHH GOD THAT SMELL! THAT FOUL, NOSE-BLEED CAUSING SMELL!!!"
Eli: "I CAN'T LOOK!"
Eli: "What is wrong with that ghost's ass hole?!"
Eli: "If I can taste the smell, something is disgustingly wrong!!"
Isabella's decision to take a sponge bath was a good choice... The next person, (Casey), to use the tub was the one who watched it fall to pieces..
Casey: "YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!"
Chase: "Chase Smith.. So we meet again... You'll be sorry you told me to hush up earlier.. I WILL be heard.... Pedro.. Oh shit.. Please don't punch me..... It's to late to plead with me Chase. You will get what's coming to you."
Chase: "But why does it always have to be the face?!"
Because everyone and everything is jealous of your good looks.
Chase: "NO! You can not ruin this face! It's too pretty!.... Oh Chase.. You are so naive. When is the last time you got laid? From what I can remember it's been a very, very long time.... SHUT THE HELL UP! No one needs to know that!"
Chase: "You better watch your back Pedro!"
Chase: "ACKKK! He's unstoppable! SOMEONE HELP!"
Chase: *CHOKES*!!
Chase: "You will remember that Pedro should not be messed with next time, won't you Chase..? You can not stop the unstoppable force!....... OH HELL NO! You can not touch this rock star! I won't let you make a fool of me!........ TOO LATE!..... AHHH *cough* STOP!"
Fly: "BuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzz."
Chase: "Oh great! Now we have a comedian on our hands! PERFECT!"
Chase: "He'll be sorry he laughed at me.."
Chase: "HIIIYAHHH!"
Chase: "You flying bastard! Let's see you laugh now!"
Chase: "Looks like the joke's on you little fly.. Hhahaha!"
Chase: "Open wide!"
I really don't see how this is going to prove your point Chase, dear.
Chase: "Huh..?"
Chase: "Now all his flying, buzzing friends will think twice before laughing at Chase Smith!"
*Rolls eyes*
Chase: "Clarissa.. I think I'm starting to lose my mind.. I'm going crazy without you.. I'm incredibly lonely, and I miss you more than I ever thought possible."
Clarissa: "Starting to lose your mind? It was lost long before I met you dear... And awww.. That's so romantic!"
Awww ♥
Chase: "Remember when you wrote that song about my bum? Well this is a song I wrote about your rack."
Clarissa: "Oh Chasey <3!"
Isabella: "AHHHHHHHHH THIS HOUSE IS COLLAPSING ALL AROUND US! RUNNNN!"
Cecilia: "I am not happy with the amount of screen time I have had this chapter. How am I supposed to win when it's all about grandpa?!"
I don't know what I'm supposed to do when you girls are stuck in school all day... Your grandfather is losing his mind, and it makes me smile.
Cecilia: "I am worried about him.. He seems to have developed multiple personalities lately.. Should he see a therapist?"
I think he just needs to get a date..
Cecilia: "Speaking of dates, I met this guy at school! His name is Henry, and he just moved here. He's so hot.."
Everyone, this is Henry Matchett. He will (hopefully) be Cecilia's future beau. If she can swing it.
Henry: "OH BOY! I get to be a beau! =D!!!"
Yes.. I did make him.. The only teenage boy in Twinbrook other than Adam who could possibly be married to a Smith is...
....This guy, and I don't even know his real name..
Casey: "I'm on to you... Don't play me for a fool."
Casey: "You'd better watch yourself bucko! Sleep with both eyes open!"
Casey: "I won't hesitate before kicking your ass!"
Meanwhile...
Martinique continued writing her best-selling series, Peter's Pecker, while Eli discovered why turning off the pop-up blocker is a bad idea.
Eli: "OMG THAT'S SICK IN SO MANY WAYS!!"
Chase was upstairs harassing the new maid...
Chase: "That's why you have to sit on the left hand side of the plane, okay?"
Rosalie: "Okay..."
Chase: "You walk up that isle with your head held high and you say: 'Excuse me mister, but I have to sit on the left hand side or I will be sick.' If that doesn't work, use your lady charm to make him think he has a chance to get some sexytime with you later."
Rosalie: "But why the left? What's wrong with the right?"
Chase: "Didn't I just tell you that you will get sick on the right hand side? It's a proven fact."
Rosalie: "I'll take your word for it. Thanks for the advice."
Chase: "You can thank me with a kiss ;)..."
Rosalie: "That was pleasant, yet unexpected surprise!"
Chase: "The girls tell me I'm a heart throb."
Rosalie: "I don't doubt that for a second..."
Chase: "Rosalie, dear, if we are going to be friends, I have to get you out of that maid outfit.. Step up to the plate if you would."
Chase: "I hope my excitement doesn't show.. >_>..."
Rosalie: "Woah.. Uhm.. Are you a little turned on from that kiss Chase?"
Chase: "DAMMIT... Think unhappy thoughts.. think unhappy thoughts...."
Rosalie: "So.. What do you think? Should I change anything?"
Chase: "Well you are surprisingly stylish.. I would change it up a bit.. But not much.."
Rosalie: "As long as I don't have to dye my hair.."
Chase: "You're hair colour is beautiful... Well, let's see here... You have a rock-solid body.. Nice definition.. Gorgeous complexion.. Fabulous ass..."
Chase: "Your elbows are a little chaffed, but slap on some Vaseline and you're good to go for that."
Chase: "WOAHHH! Your frontal area is.. uhmm.. I'm at a loss for words."
Chase: "Let's think about leaving more of your body to the imagination, okay?"
Rosalie: "Good idea. I don't want to be objectified."
Rosalie: "OH NO! What have you done?!?"
Chase: "The fly told me to do it! I'll get revenge, don't worry!"
Chase: "GOTCHYA!"
Rosalie: *SOB!*
Chase: "LUNCH TIME!"
Rosalie: "My beautiful good looks! THEY ARE GONE!"
Rosalie: "What ever will I do now?!"
Chase: "NOMNOMNOM!"
Rosalie: "WHYYYYYYY!"
Chase: "It wasn't me! Pedro did it!"
Rosalie: "I hate myself.."
Chase: "I'm sorry Rose.. I'll make it up to you! Let me try again!"
Rosalie: "It can't get worse... You better fix this!"
Chase: "Minus?! You like me less because of this?"
Rosalie: "YOU THINK!?"
Chase: "Errr.. Tough break..."
Chase: "There! See! I told you I would fix it!"
Rosalie: "Thanks to makeup remover.."
Chase: "PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME!! I can't go on if you're mad! PRETTY PLEASE!"
Rosalie: "Well......."
Rosalie: "Okay. On one condition. You have to stop offering makeovers to people as of now. Promise?"
Chase: "I promise! Just don't hold this against me!"
Rosalie: "Deal."
...................
Chase: "Forgive me if I'm a little rusty. Like I said, it's been a very long time. I'm immortal, and I haven't.. y'know... did 'IT' since my wife passed away..."
Rosalie: "I'll take it slow.."
Rosalie: "That was so *sob* BEAUTIFUL!"
Chase: "I feel like a ten cent whore."
Chase: "I thought you said getting laid would make me feel like a man again!"
Rosalie: "I heard what they said about older men being better in bed, but wow."
Chase: "I feel very dirty, and I just did the maid."
Chase: "Must shower away disgrace!"
Cecilia: "Come on Cecilia.. Concentrate! You can do this!"
Harley: "No.. That's not right.. Oh I give up!"
I changed Harley's hair back. I just did not like the other one on her as a ghost...
Eli: "You look very sexylicious Rosalie..."
Eli! What are you doing! You're wife is in the other room!!
Eli: "Relax. Martinique is not the jealous type. You made sure of that when I married her remember?"
That's right.. Eli has the Flirty trait, and I was being practical.. I knew this would happen... But with the girl his grandfather just got lucky with?
Eww...
Casey: "So Cece. I noticed that you haven't pumped iron in a while.. Need some help? I could be your personal trainer!"
Cecilia: "Why not. It would help to release some of this pent up anger anyways."
Casey: "Awesome! I'll go get dressed! Meet you downstairs!"
Casey: "COME ON CECE! You can do it! RUN FASTER!"
Cecilia: "The sweat is getting in my eyes!"
Casey: "FASTERFASTERHARDERFASTER!"
Cecilia: "I'm up to seven, now it's eight!!!"
Cecilia: "OH SHIT BUCKET!"
Casey: "DON'T YOU DARE WHIPE OUT ON ME!"
Cecilia: "I'm losing it! I'm failing! AHH!"
Casey: "PUSH THROUGH IT! DON'T BE A FAILURE!"
Cecilia: "Aghh..."
Casey: "COME ON! You are better than that! Get back up Cecilia!"
Cecilia: "I'm trying dammit!"
Cecilia: "I just.. can't... get.. a.. grip..."
Cecilia: "UMMMPH!"
Casey: "PUSH ON CECE! YOU CAN DO IT!"
Cecilia: "Give it a rest! I'm trying!"
Casey: "I'll rest when hell freezes over!"
Cecilia: "I'm up!"
Cecilia: "I'm gonna kick this treadmill's ass!"
Casey: "Thadda girl!!!"
Casey: "Now push yourself harder!"
Cecilia: "Let's show this thing what it means to mess with the wrong girl!"
Outside...
Chase was in the art studio painting the last portrait for this generation's collection. Sophia couldn't really paint herself...
So now I present to you, all the portraits completed!
Chase/Pedro, Sophia and Casey.
Eli and Martinique.
Isabella, Cecilia and Harley!
And that's it for this chapter guys! I hope you enjoyed it :) I'm still not quite ready for the heiress poll. I'll see what I can do about getting it out sometime this week.
Thanks so much for all your support with the losses I experienced in the past two weeks. It means a lot <3
Have a great weekend!
