The Smith Family Legacy - Generation Fifteen - Chapter Eight - Part One
Author's Note: Hey guys! Welcome back to the Smith Family Legacy! I hope you guys are having a great summer :) I can't believe it's August already.. Wow.. Time flies... I'm really looking forward to this month for a couple of reasons. You'll see soon enough. For now it's a secret ;)
Starring......
Chase Smith as the very old great-grandfather who has multiple personality disorder. He's also feeling a little less crazy after working out all his frustration in meaningless sex with the maid.
Sophia Smith as the grandmother who has never frowned once in her life.
Casey Smith.. He's really angry at those appliances.. He's ready to declare war.
Eli Smith as the dramatic, whiny, adorable father with a rocking hot body who can't help but flirt with the maid after his grandfather just tapped her.
Martinique Smith as the ghost mother and famous writer of Peter's Pecker.
She has FINALLY put back on the weight! WHEW!
Isabella Smith as the first born daughter, and frankly the one who is the most in need of a psychiatric evaluation.
Cecilia Smith as the exotically beautiful middle daughter, who has a foul temper and ability to withstand Casey's extensive exercise program.
Harley Smith as the youngest, and most self-indulgent daughter.
She thinks she's all that and a bag of chips.
Rosalie Ramussen as the maid who helped release all of Chase's tension...
She's the second hottest maid I have ever seen (following Grady Elfman of course!)
Adam Lewis as Isabella's almost, but not yet official, boyfriend.
Henry Matchett as Cecilia's future boyfriend... hopefully...
Oh and Damon.. I didn't mention him last chapter, but he was made for Harley.
Yes. He's blue. I know that. She's orange, so I thought she needed someone who could be different with her.
Last time on the Smith Family Legacy....
- Chase went INSANE (more so than usual.) He ate flies, gave horrible makeovers, banged the maid and introduced us to Pedro, the suicidal personality who wants to take down Chase, and his pretty face..
- Bella gave Adam a makeover and controlled his every move.
- Casey put Cecilia on a body building program and forced her to work through the pain.
Missed Something?
Generation Fifteen
Chapter One - Chapter Two
Chapter 3.1 - Chapter 3.2
Chapter Four - Chapter Five
Chapter Six - Chapter Seven
Cecilia: "Oh hey there.. I'm Cecilia... What's.. your.. uhm... name?"
Henry: "I'm Henry, but you can call me Mr. Matchett."
Cecilia: "Uhh.. what?"
Henry: "Kidding. You can call me Henry..."
Henry: "Why do I have to be such a douche around pretty girls? She sure is something isn't she ma?"
Rena: "Huh what? Yeah sure.. Whatever you say.. I'm off to cry myself to sleep. Don't stay up too late."
Cecilia: "Wanna know something secret?"
Henry: "I'm all ears."
Cecilia: "I'm not wearing any panties."
Cecilia: "I'm just playing with you!"
Henry: "Oh.. ha..ha.. *nervous laughter*.. Right..."
Cecilia: "So.. You like science, do ya?"
Henry: "Uhm.. No.. Not really. Why? Do you like science?"
Cecilia: "Well I just assumed you liked science.. seeing as you are wearing a shirt with SCIENCE written in bold lettering..."
Henry: "I may not dig science, but I sure wouldn't mind experimenting you ;)..."
Cecilia: "So you're cute, and smooth. Yum."
Cecilia: "Damn.. Things were just getting too heated in there for his mom.. I can't believe she called me inappropriate! I'll show her what's inappropriate!"
You won't get the boy by insulting his mother...
Cecilia: "Whatever. I'm out."
I can't believe you are taking the car for a ten foot walk...
Cecilia: "WHAT? It's dark! Someone could come around the corner ready to rape me or some shit!"
Not likely... Unless Mrs. Uglyface is out to get revenge on the muffin man for not forking over the goods...
Cecilia: "Nope.. No rapists in here."
Cecilia: "There is a package in here though! Says it's for grandpa.. Hmm.. I wonder what it is..."
Casey: "YOU WILL NEVER KNOW! A man's mail is his only secret!"
What, did you subscribe to Hustler or something? Come on Casey! TELL US!
Casey: "You'll have to kill me first!"
Dramatic much.. Whatever.. I'm over it..
Sophia: "LAUNDRY EMERGENCY!! WEEEOOOO WEEOOOO SOUND THE ALARM!! Someone put red in with the whites =O!!!"
Watch out people! The laundry Nazi is on high alert!
Sophia: "Your sarcasm is appalling! This is a serious matter! We are lucky that it was only the underwear that was affected.. Otherwise we would be in for a meltdown."
Chase: "AHHHHORSESHIT!!!!!!"
Chase decided to take up fishing in his spare time.. However unsuccessful tragic his first try was, he was determined to get it right.
Chase: "My F#@$ing head is pounding like a two year old with a new drum set..."
He was going to continue trying...
Chase: "Screw this shit!"
Or not...
Rosalie Rasmussen lived with seven other NPC's in a home that I could not find, so I moved her out on her own..
Twinbrook's beauty meter just improved dramatically...
Rosalie is Flirty, Over Emotional, Neat, Athletic and has a Good Sense of Humour. She wants to be a Heart Breaker.
Her favourites are: Irish Green (same as Chase!), Lobster and French music!
**Note** If you are looking for Rosalie, her real name is Donna Rasmussen. I forgot it when I wrote the last chapter, so I changed it at City Hall after being annoyed that it did not match what was in game...**
Rosalie: "Oh.. It's THAT guy..."
I don't blame you for being a little angry at Chase.. He did take a shower fully clothed after sleeping with you..
What girl would feel sexy after that...
Rosalie: "Is that supposed to make me feel better?"
It started out that way, but no.. I guess that wouldn't make you feel better.
Chase: "I'm so sorry Rosalie... I shouldn't have said the things I said.. But I'm old, and sometimes my manners escape my actions."
Rosalie: "Go on."
Chase: "So listen... I was wondering if you wanted to.. y'know.. 'TALK' and stuff."
Rosalie: "Okay.. I guess we can talk..."
Chase: "My lips need to be stretched before the talking can commence..."
Rosalie: "Well okay.. but after we have to TALK!"
Chase: "Sure, sure.. Of course we will.. I just need to get a little closer..."
Rosalie: "Sigh... It was even better than last time.."
Chase: "Yeah.. about that.. See.. there's this thing.. and this stuff.. and.. GOTTA GO!"
Chase: "I hate to eat woohoo and run, but you know how it is."
I spent 30 minutes moving Rosalie out on her own for you to bang her and take off? That's just wrong!
Chase: "Don't treat me like I'm some kind of normal man who cares what you think."
Back at home...
Replacement Maid: "Damn this uniform and it's link collecting fabric!"
Replacement Maid: "GASP! How dare they make me look like a sex object!"
Replacement Maid: "It's pathetic really.. I'm not a stripper.. I clean the damn house with a skirt that does not contain my ass cheeks, and a neck line that barley covers my nipples."
Yeah.. A little too much information..
As the girls were getting out of school, I noticed Damon in a mad rush to leave.. What's the hurry?! Harley wanted to introduce herself!
Damon: "You snooze, you lose."
Damon: "Check out my wheels ladies. You dig?"
Oh that's what you were rushing for.. You wanted to show off your bad ass sedan before the girls got on the bus...
Apparently Harley WAS impressed with his wheels. She followed Damon home.
Damon: "Well hey there creepy stalker. I like a lady who knows what she wants."
Harley: "You are superior to other boys, as I am to other girls! We geniuses need to stick together!"
Damon: "That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.."
Harley: "Well that's just plain sad..."
After a little gossip, we got down to the real dirt...
Honestly.. I could have predicted that one...
Back at home....
Cecilia: "Who needs a high paying job if it involves homework! I'd rather be a bum or work at McSimburgers!"
Bella: "That's something to strive for alright..."
Martinique: "Girls, girls.. No one needs to work when you have rich parents."
Chase was in the living room trying to learn how to catch a fish without falling flat on his ass.
Chase: "I think enough time has passed since the death my beloved Banana Hammock.. Now I can have a Banana Hammock the Second!"
A boy needs a fish.
Chase: "Let's see the fish try to out swim me now. I'm invincible!"
Don't be so sure that you will catch a fish worthy of being called Banana Hammock the Second just because you read All That Glitters Is Gold Fish.
Chase: "HAH! Just you wait! I'll show you!"
He's lucky I put some fish spawner in the new pond.. He wouldn't have had a chance in hell if I didn't...
Chase: "This is taking too long! I want my gold fish! NOW!"
Meanwhile Clarissa was enjoying the sprinklers. Some things never change.
Clarissa: "HEHEHEH! OMG! This is so much better as a ghost!"
Chase: "Eureka! I have found a treasure box!"
And in that treasure box? Bubble bath.. What the hell?! Where's the gold!
Chase: "I CAUGHT SOMETHING! Look! It's a... It's a........"
Chase: "It's a giant frog?! This is so not worthy of Banana Hammock's legendary name."
Okay, so you have caught a friend for the future Banana Hammock.. I think he's awesome!
Chase: "For your info, it's a girl. Her name is Blue Cheese."
You really think good and hard about your names, don't you?
Chase: "If you think I'm too old or too stupid to not take notice of your sarcasm, then you are the one that is the idiot. I do think about my names, thank you very much."
Chase: "EW! A snail? Seriously?! I don't want a snail!"
Chase: "I am offended to have caught you."
Snails are awesome! They keep your tank clean!
Chase: "Well then.. I guess this is another future friend of Banana Hammock. Welcome to the family Escargot."
This tank has been sitting idle for too long...
Chase: "NO PEDRO! Don't! Well then my dear friend Chase.. You better find a gold fish soon... Pedro misses Banana Hammock something fierce.. Yes Pedro! SOON!"
Blue Cheese and Escargot seem happy in their new home :)
Chase: "You smell that?"
If by smell you mean that fish poop stench, then yes.. I do smell that.
Chase: "It's the sweet smell of fish catching VICTORY!"
Humble is one word that would never be used to describe our dear Chase.
Saturday FINALLY rolled around... All of the future boyfriends came over for a visit.
Henry: "YOU! YEAH YOU HEARD ME! You better keep your hands off my Cecilia! She's pure and good in ways that you are not! I will bring you down if you lay a hand on her! I swear it!"
Damon: "Time to cause some trouble >:)..."
Adam: "WORRY!"
Henry: "I won't stand for any of your BS you hear me! I'll punch you right in the junk! Don't test me!"
Henry: "And that was your final warning. I've got my eye on you."
Adam: "I hope he wasn't talking to me.. *afraid*..."
Oh Adam.. Don't you worry. I will keep you safe...
Adam: "And for some reason I am not comforted by that..."
Damon: "MWHHAHAHA!"
Damon: "My plan is working perfectly! I have them all right where I want them >:) They will never see it coming!"
And what is it that they won't see coming?
Damon: "I plan to take over Harley and steal her away from this family and make her carry my evil young!"
How evilly evil of you.
Damon: "I know right?!"
You are too cute...
Henry: "Be cool Henry.. Don't mess this up for me.."
Cecilia: "Hey.. Were you talking to yourself Henry?"
Henry: "No.. absolutely not.. Only crazy people talk to themselves..."
Cecilia: "Are you calling my grandpa Chase crazy?!"
Henry: "Real cool Henry.. You insensitive jerk!"
Cecilia: "Now I KNOW you were talking to yourself!"
Adam: "Why is it always the ghosts that want to talk to me? Do they smell my fear?!"
No.. They just want to be your friend...
Adam: "Well I don't want to make friends!"
Adam: "This situation is very uncomfortable..."
Adam: "Where is Bella anyway?! She invited me over and I have yet to see her! She would know how to make me feel better!"
Bella: "So you scare the shit out of Adam or what?"
Harley: "It wasn't too bad.. I could smell his fear though. He was sweating like a pig and all I did was stand there and stare at him."
Bella: "He's a work in progress okay? I'm trying to improve his ability to stay upright at the sight of my own mother."
Harley: "He didn't faint if that's what you're getting at."
Chase: "Teenage love.. Doesn't it stink?!"
Damon: "Just a dash of paprika and you have yourself my world famous potato salad!"
Damon: "But you keep that recipe between the two of us, okay? I don't want it getting in the hands of someone willing to claim it as his own."
Chase: "This kid is so full of shit."
Damon: "..'cause I'd kick his ass!"
Harley: "I wouldn't mind seeing you kick someone's ass..."
Chase: "I'd like to see you try young man."
Damon: "Well it is rather sexy.. Hey, you want to catch a movie with me some time?"
Chase: >=/
Chase: "He just wants to sit in a dark theatre and make out."
Damon: "You don't have to.. I just thought you would enjoy a good romantic comedy.."
Harley: "I'd love to go to the theatre with you Damon!"
Adam: "Fine! Don't visit with me Bella! But I'm not about to stick around and have small talk with your ghostly relatives! I'm out!"
Henry: *Flirting*
Adam: "Call me when you actually want to hang out.."
Henry: "Oh Cecilia! Stop it! You're making me blush!"
Cecilia: "Good. I like when you blush ;)..."
Henry: "Are you getting all shy on me now...?"
Cecilia: *SMOOCHES!*
Henry: *Didn't see that coming*
Henry: "Wow.. I will never, ever, wash these lips as long as I live."
Cecilia: "Please do..."
Henry: "What ever you say gorgeous..."
There was a small traffic jam building up by the entrance to Chase's apartment...
Martinique: "You need a hole six feet deep, seven feet long and two feet wide. They usually dig this prior to the service..."
Eli: "Can you believe the words that are coming out of her mouth?"
Sophia: "I don't care.. I just must talk to that blue haired boy."
Eli: "Well I was here first!"
Cecilia: "WAIT YOUR TURN!"
Eli: "Snob..."
Cecilia: "Don't push me dad. I'm standing here while mom is invading my personal bubble to the extreme.. I just want to say hey to this guy. Not sure why.. I just NEED to."
This happens every single time we have someone new over...
Eli: "But I can't talk to him when they are in the way!"
Sophia: "HMPH! I'm not sticking around any longer! It's so not worth it!"
Cecilia: "AHH! Invasion of personal space!! It feels all cold and wrong.. it also smells like caramel popcorn..."
Harley: "I hope you don't judge me for my family.. I didn't pick them.. They have been this weird for a very long time."
Damon: "Right.. Yeah.. I think they are charming! Your grandpa Chase is my favourite. So many grumpy mood swings.."
Harley: "You should meet Pedro.. It's his other personality that wants to take over his extremities. Grandpa Chase fights it every time, but Pedro always gets a good sucker punch in there."
Damon: "That's awesome!"
Eli: "What's this...?"
It's a little show I like to call Spongebob Squarepants.
Eli: "Like YEAH RIGHT! What kind of pants can be square!"
Don't question the pants..
Eli: "You're just trying to play with my head! Well I'm not going to fall for it this time! I'm too smart for that!"
Eli: "Oh em gee! His pants are square!"
See! I told you so!
Eli: "Oh that poor Spongebob! He must have a hell of a time finding something that fits! Stay strong little guy! *SOBS* Eli will be your friend!"
Eli: "RAHAHHAHAA! I can't get over those pants! How freaking hilarious!"
You are easily impressed...
Eli: "And you aren't impressed by the concept of pants that are square?! What is wrong with you!"
While Eli was enjoying some late night TV, the rest of the family was upstairs sleeping soundly... Chase was napping in Jack's bed..
I'm not even going to ask why he's in Jack's bed...
Cecilia: "Zzzz.. Falling in love is for losers...zzZzzz."
After waking up from his nap, Chase decided to check in on Rosalie.
Chase: "Rosalie? It's Chase Sm-"
Chase: "Damn it! She hung up on me! You think she's mad?"
Nooo... Not at all... Why would she be mad? You just seduced her and took off.. She's madly in love with you.
Chase: "That's what I thought.. I gotta go check in with her.. I don't want her to hate me..."
You better not go do it again...
Chase: "Give me some credit here! I'm not a total jack ass!"
Eli: "Sigh..."
Eli: "I said: SIGHHHH!"
Yes.. I heard you.. You wanted me to react to that?
Eli: "You're supposed to ask me what's wrong!"
Fine then.. Eli, what's bothering you?
Eli: "Mind your own business."
=/
Chase: "Poor thing.. She must have hit the cookies after I took off.. I gotta make it up to her."
Rosalie: "I really, really liked him.. Be cool Rose... He's just going to use you again.. Don't let him see you cry.."
Rosalie: "Chase! Hey guy! You knocked me up and took off! Thanks!"
Rosalie: "F@!$ You."
Chase: "Rosalie? I came to visit you..."
Rosalie: "Yeah? So? You fool me once, shame on you, you fool me twice, shame on me."
Chase: "What's that supposed to mean? I told you I had this thing, and this stuff..."
Rosalie: "To hell with all that. I'm going to work out."
Chase: "Oh.."
Chase: "I'm gonna follow her.. She can't ignore me that easily..."
So Rosalie is pregnant! Are you shocked? ;) Chase is going to be a father again at 135! How impressive is that!
I'm splitting this chapter in two, that's why it's shorter than usual.. I might start making my chapters a little shorter.. It's overwhelming at times to make it so long...
Let's hope I can get the second part out tomorrow morning.. Until then, enjoy..
Heiress vote will be out after part two :)
