The Smith Family Legacy - Generation Fifteen - Chapter Six
Author's Note: Welcome back to the Smith Family Legacy everyone. I'm feeling much more at peace with all that has happened with Charlie. I have this calming sense that he is happy and with his daughter who passed away a few years back. On a plus side, I have a lot of extra time to write and do sim stuff this next week. I'm all alone in my house, so I will write as much as I can. I'll make up for the chapter I missed last week.
This is dedicated to my grandmother who just passed away yesterday morning. <3 you gram.
**Note** I make up a lot of names in this chapter.. Just forgive them in advance.. No need to point them out if you know what they are XD**
Starring...
Chase Smith as the disgruntled old man who's craziness continues to ripen with each passing moment.
Sophia Smith as the hot, level-headed grandmother who has an obsession with laundry gnomes.
Casey Smith as the grandfather who is sick and *#$@ing tired of fixing things.
Eli Smith as the overly happy father who's mood swings rival any thirteen year old girl.
Martinique Smith as the ghostly mother with an ankle dislocation problem.
Isabella Smith as the frantic sink checking first born who loves to play dollies.
Cecilia Smith as the middle child who is just misunderstood.
Harley Smith as the youngest Smith, and the only born-dead daughter of Generation Fifteen.
Seth Smith as the ghostly extra that just won't leave... Oh well.. We all love him <3
Last time on the Smith Family Legacy...
There were four birthdays packed into the last one... Isabella became a teen, Harley became a child, and age devastated the faces of their parents.
Missed Something?
Generation Fifteen
Chapter One - Chapter Two
Chapter 3.1 - Chapter 3.2
Chapter Four - Chapter Five
Chase: "I got a couple of hits on my Plenty of Fish page! Blahh.. Some of them are just not right..."
You mean, none of them can compare to your true love, Clarissa.
Chase: "No one can really compare to Clarissa... She was perfect.. I just don't want to be lonely =(..."
You could at least give these people a chance.. Maybe they aren't so bad..?
Chase: "When you can't distinguish male from female, you have a problem."
True.. I struggled with that same question about my neighbour when I moved in... I actually had to ask another neighbour. =| No joke.
Chase: "DELETE, DELETE, DELETE."
After some helpful advice from an anonymous reader, Twinbrook's town hall returned to normal.
Simself: "SNOREEEE..."
Inevitably, there were a few casualties left to suffer the consequences of a week-long rave.
Again I ask, What is wrong with this town?!
Liv: "EWLIKETOTALLYGROSS!"
The only good looks going for this town are the Smiths...
Chase: "Come on my peeps! How about some music to cure your soul! You know you wanna!"
I gave up on Jack a long time ago.. Why? He is my least favourite Smith of all time... I even liked Farrah and Jordan more.. (Generation two..)
I pity Carlie for having to put up with him...
Samsung: "Oh lordy me oh my! Is that THE Chase Smith giving out autographs?!"
It must be your lucky day!
Chase: "I'm flattered that you think I'm so inspirational, but you should calm down.. We oldies can't get too excited without dying randomly.. Trust me.. I lost two fans in one show from heart attacks."
Elizabeth: "Speaking of heart attacks.. OH JIMMY! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE AND BREAK MY HEART! TEAR!"
Chase: "Why is everyone so damn ugly around here? I've seen drum sticks with more potential."
Jennifer: "He's so dreamy! I don't care how old he is, come to mama Mr. Chase!"
JAIL BAIT ALERT!
Oh my God.. IS she actually pretty??! GASP! I could marry her into the legacy.. If I had any boys XD
Jennifer: "Can I marry Mr. Chase?"
No! He's One hundred and thirty years old! You are not even 1/8ths of his age!
Jennifer: "Too bad, cause I could rock his world *wink*..."
Ollie: "Damn it! Why do I always get turned on at the most awkward moments!"
Mrs. Coolglasses: "Son, just think of rainy days and dead kittens. It will go away."
Ollie: "Thanks grandma..."
What the hell is Larry Steeves, from the Gibson Legacy, doing in Twinbrook!?
Larry: "SWOONING!"
Rex: "YAWWNN! I'm bored. Let's go son. Bring your boner with you."
Elizabeth: "OH JIMMY! NOOO JIMMY! =(..."
Larry: "What a lovely specimen of man-candy! I would just love to suc-"
AH! Enough of that dirty talk Larry!
Larry: "What? I was going to say: I would love to succeed in turning him gay!"
Oh...
Rex: "BORING!"
Elizabeth: "LIFE IS SO UN-FAIR!"
Sinbad Rotter: "F#@! YOU ALL."
Emma: "HELLS YEAH!"
This crowd is going to give me nightmares...
I don't know where all these decent teenagers are coming from, but I'm not complaining!
Chase: "Hey! Did you get a load of those fuglies over there?"
Chase: "Some people should NOT have kids, y'know?"
Ryan: "HAHA! YEAH!"
Back at home...
Sonia: "What the hell!? I've been standing here for like five hours! AWFUL SERVICE!"
Sonia: "SOMEONE COOK ME SOME DAMN MUFFINS!"
Unfortunately for Mrs. Sonia Uglyface, the muffin man doesn't take demands.
While Mrs. Uglyface was harping over the horrible customer service at the bake sale table, all of the kids were fast asleep...
Seth had officially committed himself to a bed that did not already belong to someone else.
I would have picked Emmett's bed... At least Seth is smart enough not to sleep under the Jack's sheets...*shudders*...
Martinique: "So, Isabella... Do you have any new friends at school? Any... boy... friends?"
Isabella: "Well there is this one guy, Adam. I really like him, but he is kinda moody. I don't mind though. It's cute how in-tune he is with his feminine side."
Are you sure he likes girls?
Bella: "I'm not unfamiliar with how some gay men act, but trust me, Adam is so not gay. I've seen him checkin' out this package."
You do know gay men check out girls too, right?
Cecilia: "I myself hate school, but most importantly, I hate the bus. It smells like stale liquor and vomit."
Who knows what your hooker-by-night bus-driver does after hours with that bus...
In conclusion: I would be very careful what you touch.
Seth: *CHOKES*
Sorry there Seth.. I didn't mean to startle you with the context of our conversation.
Seth: "I gotta meet this bus-driver of theirs!"
Not likely! EW!
Chase: "Well.. I had no idea that dad was so kinky...."
Harley: "I don't know if that's kinky or just disturbed."
Cecilia continued to have a few minor disagreements with the household appliances on a daily basis...
Cecilia: "AHH GOD DAMN IT!! YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF CRAP! I'll KICK YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU BLEED THROUGH YOUR EARS!"
Seth: "SHOO little girl! Get out of here! Your great-great grandfather needs to make a number two, and it's not going to be pretty! You might want to alert the others!"
Martinique: "LOOK! I'm doing it! I'M EXERCISING! LOOK AT ME! LOOKLOOKLOOK!"
Okay! I'm looking!
Martinique: "AHHHSHIT! OWW LEG CRAMP!!!!"
Exercise: The only thing Martinique fails at.
Eli: "OH BOY! A TV! How awesome!!"
The TV has been in the same place since they moved in... Eli has this habit of trying to make the inanimate objects feel loved..
Eli: "They have feelings too you know!"
Eli: "This thing has a screen too! I LOVE IT!"
You love everything.
Eli: "You say that like it's a bad thing!"
Eli: "WHOOP! Almost tripped! HAH! You would have enjoyed watching me fall on my face, right?!"
You say THAT like it's a bad thing.
Eli: "It IS kind of sadistic, don't you think?"
No. It's humour.
Sophia: "Stand still Casey.. I want to capture your essence in this painting..."
Casey: "BORED."
Sophia is the type of person who gives her all to something she enjoys.
As long as I keep the easel empty of her completed paintings, she continues to improve the painting skill all on her own.
Bella: "WHOOOOOOPIIIIIEEEEE =D..!!!"
Bouncing on the trampoline wearing a dress = bad idea...
Bella: "OR IT'S LIKE THE BEST IDEA EVER!!"
Isabella: "AHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAROFLOMGTHISISAMAZINGTOTHEEXTREME!!WHEEE!!"
I don't remember a trampoline ever bringing me this much enjoyment...
Bella: "THAT'S CAUSE YOU'RE UPTIGHT!!!"
=|
Cecilia: "You're crazy if you think I'm stupid enough not to realize that you have been encouraging mom to lose weight! I KNOW IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! There is nothing wrong with a beautiful plus size woman you know! THANKS FOR RUINING MY MOTHER YOU JERK!"
Casey: "...What...?"
Okay.. So I have to admit... Martinique looked so much better as a plus size..
Cecilia: "Oh wow! A cake? FOR ME? You shouldn't have!"
Martinique: "Am I allowed a small sliver...?"
You are allowed the whole darn cake if you want it.
Bella: "HAHAHACAKEHAHAHA!"
Martinique: "OHMYPUDDINGCUP! I GET THE WHOLE THING! SCORE!"
Casey: "All that work for nothing.. sigh..."
Cecilia: "If she thinks she is eating this whole cake, she's out of her mind. This is my cake!"
Bella: "HAHA! It's on a plate, and plates are HILARIOUS!"
Bella: "LOL GRANDPA HAS GRAY HAIR! LIKE WTH?!"
Martinique: "YAY CECILIA!"
Casey: "Sigh...."
Cecilia: "Would everyone shut up! I'm trying to make a wish!"
Cecilia: "I'm already terribly bored of this situation."
Cecilia: "JUST KIDDING! YEEEHAWW I'M PUMPED!!"
Cecilia: "Whatchya think? Am I sexy, or am I sexy?"
Seth: "Excuse me while I go vomit."
Cecilia: "Well that was offensive.."
... I wasn't expecting this...
Cecilia looks HOT! =O
Chase: "Yeah.. thanks for not including me in this party.. I wore my speedo and everything."
Cecilia: "It's an improvement.. that's a given... But I wish I was prettier.."
Cecilia: "At least I'm not fat.. I don't do well with fat..."
I think she is beyond gorgeous!
Cecilia had Lucky locked in as her fourth trait. She definitely lucked out with this birthday!
Cecilia: "LOOK AT ME! The boys won't poke fun at me now! I HAVE BOOBS! HA! I'll show them who's too good to be their friend!"
You have boobs, therefore you rule the male race.. It's just how it is...
Cecilia: "YEAH! And I forgot to mention my guns! CHECK OUT THESE BABIES!"
Cecilia: "Don't mess with me boys! I'll whoop your ass! RAAAAWWRRRRRR!"
Cecilia: "Seriously.. Don't mess with me, or I'll F#@$ you up."
We are going to need a level headed boy who can take all Cecilia's mood swings..
Oh.. did I mention that I am no longer accepting spouses? I have received far too many bugs that come along with it, so I'm going to do my best to find some half decent premade sims around this horribly disgusting town...
Cecilia: "If you try to stick me with an ugly, I will kill him. Just be warned."
Casey: "HEY! What the hell!"
What are you whining about now..?
Casey: "How am I supposed to clean up the dishes if there is still cake on the plates!"
You clean up the plates that DON'T Have cake on them.. Harley isn't quite finished eating yet, so why don't you clean up what you have in your hand, and she will take care of her own plate.
Casey: =( *confused*
I finally got around to redecorating Bella's black room to incorporate her favourite colour: white.
It is a little boring.. White doesn't inspire me as colours do.
I guess it will do... Poor Bella.. She is so eccentric, yet she's stuck with a therapist's office for a bedroom.
....
Eli was in the other room fixing the bathtub his youngest daughter just broke.
Harley: "Thanks for the blame... I didn't even do anything! I just took a damn bath! How can I break it when I weigh like 50 pounds!
Eli: "Were you using the bathtub when it started squirting out water?"
Harley: "Yes."
Eli: "Then you broke the damn thing!"
Eli: "These kids will be the death of me."
How many times have you heard your father say that? =P
After fixing the bathtub, Eli crawled into bed beside his wife.. The entire family was out for the night......
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All except for Chase...
Chase: *CLAPS*
Chase: "WHOOO! I get the house ALL TO MYSELF! Oh my god.. What will I do first!?"
Chase: "THINK CHASE! THINK!
Come on Chase! You have your thinking-suit on!
Chase: "RIGHT! I'll go outside and garden!"
How practical of you...
Chase: "... Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.. The trees are all so tall and mocking..."
Chase: "WHAT WAS THAT!??!!? Did you hear it!? OMG! I'm so scared I could shit my speedo!"
But you're not even wearing your speedo..
Chase: "Nonsense! I have my speedo on 24/7 under my clothes!"
Chase: "Why do I have this scary feeling that someone, or something, is watching me...?"
Maybe because someone (me) is watching you.
Chase: "No.. That's not it... It's something entirely different.. Something creepy..."
Oh.. Maybe it's the garden gnome?
Chase: "HELLS NO!"
I can see him watching you.
Chase: "YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Martinique: "Wow.. I can't believe I wrote that... It's enough to make the grim reaper blush!"
While the kids were tied-up at school, Eli spent the majority of his day picking up after them...
They just don't know how to go a day without breaking SOMETHING.
Eli: "F#$@ GOD DAMN THIS F@#*in' WORST EXCUSE FOR A TOILET! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!"
Someone is having a bad day...
Stuffie: "DON'T SHOOT!"
Heehehe.. I love that bear.
Sophia: "Almost finished..... Just a couple more touch ups.. and.."
Sophia: "VOILA! It's my first masterpiece! What do you think?"
Great job! Only six more portraits to go! Get to it!
Twinbrook High has plenty of teenagers who attend school, but Bella refuses to make friends with anyone other than Adam.
He has been the only one she has ever invited over, and vise versa.
Bella: "More like I invite myself over to his house so I can play with his mom's rockin' toys!"
Yeah.. my simself has a thing for inventing tin-can toys...
Adam: "Crazy bitch keeps following me everywhere!"
Why Adam... Looking handsome I must say! Great genes you have there ;)
Adam: "A little full of yourself, yes?"
Show some respect!
Adam: "Yes mom."
Hehehe.. I like you.
Adam enjoyed playing hard-to-get with Isabella.. We all know he has the hots for her.. He wouldn't stick around if it wasn't true...
Adam: "She is so full of it!"
Bella: "Tell me about it! I have to deal with her on a daily basis!"
=/
Hard-to-get didn't last long for Adam.. Soon they were all over one another..
All of those raging teenage hormones...
Adam: "I can't deny it any longer! I've been in love with you since the first day when I called you unworldly. I lied."
Bella: "Duh."
Bella: "Cause you would just be a mad hatter if you didn't have the hots for me! Y'know?!?"
Adam: "Umm.. Okay..."
Bella: "You'd be out of your mind!"
Bella: "You'd walk around with googly eyes and your shoes would be on the wrong feet and you'd stumble and fall. Yeah.. It wouldn't be pretty. Trust me."
Adam: "Alright... =| So she's crazy.. I can live with that."
Bella: "Me?! Crazy? HA! That's laughable! HAHAHHAHA!"
Adam: "You're starting to freak me out Isabella.."
Adam: "Let's just step away from this situation for a minute... Are you on prescription drugs?"
Bella: "Like that would make any difference!"
Adam: "Just calm down.. I like you.. I'm sorry I pretended I didn't.. Let's just take this slow, okay? I don't want to rush into anything until I know if your craziness is manageable or not."
Bella: "Aww.. How sweet."
Adam: "Now it's time for bed.. I would ask you to stay the night, but I'm kind of afraid to fall asleep with you in the house, so if you would kindly vacate the property, I would appreciate it."
Isabella: "Tough love. I can take it."
Bella had the opportunity to fix the broiler at her school, so she decided to stop over on her way home from Adam's house...
Unfortunately the place was being watched by the coppers...
Mrs. Piggy: "HAHA! GOTCHYA!"
Bella: "DAMMIT!"
Wow.. that's one hot cop.
Mrs. Piggy: "You better get your curfew-breaking behind in this cruiser before I smack you with my wrench!"
Bella: "Fine. I'm not gonna fight it.. Better than walking anyhow."
Mrs. Piggy: "I WIN!"
Bella: "You know I was just trying to fix the broiler, right?"
Mrs. Piggy: "Sure. That's what they all say..."
Bella: "If you'd let them finish, we wouldn't be sweating like pigs all day at school! No wonder it's still broken!"
Mrs. Piggy: "You have the right to remain silent, so please STFU."
From what I learned in Drivers Ed, I'm pretty sure making a U-Turn at an intersection is illegal..
Mrs. Piggy: "What, do you want me to arrest myself? HA! I'm above the law!"
Bella: "Well this is just peachy.. Now I'm gonna get yelled at for only trying to improve my grades. How messed up is that?"
Martinique: "YOU CHILDREN ARE ALWAYS CAUSING TROUBLE!! HOW DARE YOU DEFY THE LAW!"
Martinique: "I thought you were smarter than that Bella! You disappoint me >:(..."
Bella: "I'm sorry.. I'll make it up to you.. I promise!"
Cecilia: "Homework makes my soul cry."
Bella: "ARGHH! I can't wait until I'm finished school! Homework is the shits!"
Harley: "Why don't you guys take a break from your homework and celebrate with me!"
Harley's childhood flew by..
Cecilia: "WHY DO I GET SO EXCITED, I DON'T KNOW, BUT THIS IS DA BOMB!"
Bella: *giggles*
Harley: "I wish... I wish to be the prettiest sister! YES! Make it true!"
What would a birthday party be without these two idiots...
Chase: "HAHA! She's a ghost! Ghosts don't get older! LOL!"
Martinique: "WOOOHOOO!"
Chase: "HAHAHA! You can see me through her! THAT'S AWESOMELY FUNNY!"
Seth: "I'm so effing tired!!"
Harley rolled Savvy Sculpture as he fourth trait!
I don't even know who she looks like.. Harley is her own person...
Oops.. Forgot the double v in Savvy XD
She would be gorgeous if she was living though...
That's it for this chapter! No voting yet! I want to get one more chapter out before I'm at that point.
Feel free to let me know who your favourite is though :)
Thanks for reading! I'm sorry about the delay, but the next chapter is coming shortly! Have a great weekend.
