This kid couldn't even zip up his own pants..but he built a volcano!
So yesterday was pretty boring till I went to Erin's for a few hours. We just hung around and baked pizza and ate it. Then I got to listen to her being a racist fuck. After all that, we watched some of the weird shit on fat-pie.com and I nearly cried, but dear ol' Erin was right by my side to laugh at me! So after we watched that weird-ass shit, we went outside in her backyard and picked flowers for ourselves. Once we were done, we threw them up in the air and danced in them..actually..I threw mine at Erin...but whatever. So then we sat on a rock and threw glass and other rocks down the hill // onto the road..well..we couldn't throw that far..but we tried. Then I kept telling Erin that there was a snake by us and she got all scared and ran away..I LOLed. So then Erin starts taking pics of herself with my cell (go figure) and I just watched people and admired the essence of Ringwood. I always thought that wooded areas / forests were incredibly pretty..but I don't think that anymore. They're only quiet and peaceful cause no one's ever in them, and they're only pretty if there's an animal (i.e. a buck, turkey, bear, wolf etc.)
Soo yeaah, then after I went to Erin's, I went to see BRIAN REGAN! . He was sooooooooooooooooo hilarious I nearly pissed my pants..and my stomach hurt from laughing sooo hard. He had all these new skits and his bro was there too and they were just completely hysterical. Further on, I had like 8945694726236854689576854645 college guys surrounding me. Well, actually, it was only like 75% college boys, 25% not college boys. But whatever, they were hawttt.
And so one of his skits was like, "I'll never forget about the time when I was 8, driving with all my brothers...there was no mommy or daddy. So, Mike's driving, he was like 17 at the time, and we were going home, but we were late. So Mike's all, 'Oh crap we're late!' So, how do I tell him I gotta go to the bathroom? Well I just sat there for a while but finally I couldn't take it, so I go, 'Hey Mike? Hey, I really gotta go to the bathroom,' and he says, 'Well, that's just tough Brian' Yeah, it is tough! So I wait a few seconds until I ask again, 'Hey Mike, it is tough, and I really gotta go, like right now' This was surely not like riding in the car with mommy and daddy, so Mike goes, 'THEN PEE OUT THE WINDOW!' What the hell? Was he serious? So I try to talk him out of this ludacris idea as if I can actually change his mind but it doesn't work. So I have Dennis and Roger holding my belt straps, yeah, what great support . And then it happens, I hear the window going down *makes sound of a window going down, lol* and before I knew it I was outside. Well, when we got this idea there were no cars around..oh how that changed. So I tell Mike and he says, 'Well start peeing!' So I do, the guy next to me has his windshield wipers on, and not only am I getting them, cause I just got the aero-dynamics [sp?] of this down pat. When I peed, it went infront of me real slow, but on the way back it was like a damn thunderstorm! And not only am I getting myself, but I'm getting Roger and Dennis and the back of Mike's head so Mike's like, 'Hey! What the hell are you doing!?' and I'm like, 'I can't control it! Ahhh!!' So yeah, that was part of a skit...and the way he told it and all made me laugh oh-so-effing hard. I love Brian Regan. I'm going to marry him one day. So yeah, before we went to see him, we went out to dinner..and the only person who was dressed for it was my Mom. She said there wasn't a dress code...but I figured that when dinner costs $212.00 all together for four people, there is most definitely a dress code required. The dude like put my napkin on for me and stuff for me and I felt bad about wearing a pair of jeans, a t-shirt and a sweatshirt. But I smelled good..if that really mattered. So yeah, for dinner I had...some weird Brazilian steak with like this weird stuff. It tasted..different. And for desert I just got this thing that looked pretty cool on the tray, and when he served it to me it looked good..but it was very light and tasted like egg-whites. So yeah, my family and I all shared the different desserts that we got and stuff and I ended up eating my Mom's dessert with was like blueberries and raspberries on a cream thing which was on something..well..it was like pie lol. And my Dad ate mine, and Mom and Ev ate his. So yeah...and after dinner we went to see Brian Regan, and after that we went home. MmmmHmmm!