Boobs and Hips: a conversation w/ Unk
The other night, wandererjen and Karamello were over for Family Dinner Night and Project Runway. It's almost the finale, so they showed a photo montage of 5 or 6 designs (together) from each designer. We paused the DVR to look at each and discuss.
Jen loved an outfit that I found hideous (or at least, something Professor Trelawny would wear), and it became an object of much discussion. She knew it wouldn't look good on herself, though, and said, "I would wear it if I didn't have boobs and hips." Me: "then I'm glad you have boobs and hips."
At this point, Karamello the Peacemaker interjected and recommended we finish watching the show. A few short minutes later, Unk came upstairs and casually said, "I'm glad you're glad Jen has boobs and hips."
We all belly-laughed.
After the girls left, Unk said, "you know, I really am glad they have boobs and hips too ... because otherwise you'd be upstairs having all that fun with two dudes."
Jen loved an outfit that I found hideous (or at least, something Professor Trelawny would wear), and it became an object of much discussion. She knew it wouldn't look good on herself, though, and said, "I would wear it if I didn't have boobs and hips." Me: "then I'm glad you have boobs and hips."
At this point, Karamello the Peacemaker interjected and recommended we finish watching the show. A few short minutes later, Unk came upstairs and casually said, "I'm glad you're glad Jen has boobs and hips."
We all belly-laughed.
After the girls left, Unk said, "you know, I really am glad they have boobs and hips too ... because otherwise you'd be upstairs having all that fun with two dudes."