How bees it ( Read more... )

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I'm in Kita-Narashino yo! No internet... well, atleast for another few days. Possibly, wendesday I'll get internet connection ( Read more... )

Well, I haven't written in this bad boy for quite some time - I figured I'd give it another run. And this is the 4 year LJ anniversary. Sweet mother of god ( Read more... )

I'm in desperate need of some warm weather ( Read more... )

That's right boys an girls. For some odd reason my 50 hour work week wasn't enough, so I decided to get a j-o-b at TGI Fridays. Ha Ha Ha... mothballs. Not too bad though. A lot of the waitresses there are smoking, and a lot there are pretty freakin' sketchy. My first day one of the girls were having a "Pinps 'n Hoes" party - only two girls were ( Read more... )

Ahoy ye scallywags! Today be tha day that we adhere to the "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" code. So me bein' tha humblest of pirates will write me land lubbers in pirate-speak. The end of work is nigh, thank jesus, and a grog is alomst certianly needed. I've done a drowned myself in a sea of papers, and surfacing looks more like an ( Read more... )

Holy shit! Get this there is this really, really fat guy outside mowing sand! Seriously. I'm straight-up dead serious. There's this property that has only patches of grass, about 25% of the "lawn" is grass. But he's mowing the ENTIRE thing! Sand is flying everywhere and he now looks like the State Puff Marshmallow Man! ...just not that yummy... ( Read more... )

So, I'm stuck. Not too much for me to do here in Maine. Actually, it's pretty much close to nothing. The glass is half empty in this place. Oh. My. God. Barenaked Ladies just came on, why do I even have them on my computer?? Somebody made a crack at me for listening to Linkin Park the other day. I just imagined blowing their face off and the rest ( Read more... )

Whats up all? I haven't been around for a while. I kinda haven't had internet for the past 4 months, due to the fact I'm poor and the shitty city of bath hasn't heard of wireless. Gay. Really Gay. But what can you do? I spend my days at work, rigging my lap top up to the T1 connection and downloading everything in sight - just to keep me lonely on ( Read more... )