Sep 14, 2005 09:18
Holy shit! Get this there is this really, really fat guy outside mowing sand! Seriously. I'm straight-up dead serious. There's this property that has only patches of grass, about 25% of the "lawn" is grass. But he's mowing the ENTIRE thing! Sand is flying everywhere and he now looks like the State Puff Marshmallow Man! ...just not that yummy... ahem.
So got some okay news. Actually good news - for me. I just passed phase one of two for becoming a Fighter Navigator in the Air Force. w00t w00t! I've always wanted to be one, ever since I was a little kid. I was told my eyesight would be too bad, well phase two is my eye exam and an oral board where they grill the shit out of me, and put me under a lot of pressure. But I can hack it. No problem. But I still gotta pass. I know... it's the military, and I really don't want to be in under W's command, but I'll be around a lot longer than that douche bag, plus I get to fly. So, if I get it. I'm going. Word.
Lata!