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The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts,
One soggy summer's day.
Though graphic arts sling poisoned darts,
At least dessert's okay.

Strawberry-rhubarb. They're little, and delicious. A whole pie would probably have been easier, but this way I can take one with me as part of my lunch. Here I am, working small again. Phooey.

At school, I make books, and then I talk about them. This is called getting an education. Here is a poem about it, written by me and by the LiveJournal Haiku Generator.

goes to eleven ( Read more... )

Late to bed and early to rise,
Lead to dark circles and bags under eyes.

Early to rise and late to bed,
Sleep-deprived students go soft in the head.

This damnable and baffling assignment ( Read more... )

Say not that Jell-O is the Comic Sans ( Read more... )

getting closer now
eyes burn, hands exacto-sliced
so tired, so hungry

Woke up this mornin ( Read more... )

Yesterday blackbraid and I filled up our backpacks with delicious picnic food, and went to the beach. It was a perfect day for it; the weather had been hot all week, and was still flawlessly clear and sunny. Today was much cooler and overcast, so we got there just in time ( Read more... )

• Shaolin Soccer is a ridiculous and wonderful movie.
• Eating the young coconut with chopsticks is possible, but messy.
• Banana-nut...that's a good muffin.
• Double dactyls

Fiddly stigery,
Mr. Velocipede
Printed some pictures,
Assembled a book,

Polychromatically
Organized chaos, then
Tried to explain it with
Gobbledygook.

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