Title: Kisses and Bangs
Fandom: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Rating: T
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: There are two kisses and two bangs.
Note: Yeah, Anne, because nobody's made that joke before.
Kisses and Bangs
The first kiss of the night is spur-of-the-moment, just Harry trying the same trick Perry once used, and it works well enough to keep them safe from the bad guys, because who the hell's worried about people humping deceptively in order to sneak in?
The second kiss is very much intentional, Perry steering Harry towards the bed as the smaller man's fingers fumble nervously at their clothes.
The first bang of the night drops the man cold, makes the gun that was pointed at Harry's temple clatter noisily on the pavement.
The second bang isn't any of your damn business.