Fic: Z-Snap
Title: Z-Snap
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: Bruce gets a little advice.
Note: I was just having this conversation with thatsleon, and the idea for this fic just magically appeared.
Anneka: basically loki being like GURL, YOU CAN'T PULL DADDY ISSUES ON ME
thatsleon: yeah
thatsleon: i could go for that
Anneka: complete with "gurl"?
Z-Snap
"No no no," Clint says, sitting down on the sofa next to Bruce. "Don't listen to Tony. He's an idiot. Like this."
"What?" Tony yelps. "Are you kidding me? That's the worst excuse for a Z-snap I've ever seen!"
"Um, you guys," Bruce protests feebly, "I really don't think I'll ever need to Z-snap anyways, so..."
"Nonsense," Clint and Tony say in unison, each of them demonstrating, over and over, on either side of Bruce, their ideal Z-snap.
"Gentlemen, gentlemen, please." Loki has suddenly appeared. "Like this." And he blows all three of their minds with the most fabulous Z-snap of all time.
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: Bruce gets a little advice.
Note: I was just having this conversation with thatsleon, and the idea for this fic just magically appeared.
Anneka: basically loki being like GURL, YOU CAN'T PULL DADDY ISSUES ON ME
thatsleon: yeah
thatsleon: i could go for that
Anneka: complete with "gurl"?
Z-Snap
"No no no," Clint says, sitting down on the sofa next to Bruce. "Don't listen to Tony. He's an idiot. Like this."
"What?" Tony yelps. "Are you kidding me? That's the worst excuse for a Z-snap I've ever seen!"
"Um, you guys," Bruce protests feebly, "I really don't think I'll ever need to Z-snap anyways, so..."
"Nonsense," Clint and Tony say in unison, each of them demonstrating, over and over, on either side of Bruce, their ideal Z-snap.
"Gentlemen, gentlemen, please." Loki has suddenly appeared. "Like this." And he blows all three of their minds with the most fabulous Z-snap of all time.