[Its a typical grainy image of a bedroom with a TV playing in the back. You can see the blue and white light flickering against the wall. The TV turns off and Crystal's shadow appears with a phone to her ear.]

Shut the fuck up I'm doing it now. Takes forever to the damn thing to load...

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I feel like a perv for thinking this poem is talking about very, very nice sex. Or just a chick who likes watching her guy - or girl - sleep. Which is creepy. In my opinion.

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I don't want to do this anymore. It has officially crossed a line that none of you should even give a shit about. Fuck everything.

1.) My mother
2.) Colonel Hannibal
3.) Victor
4.) Jordan
5.) Daken

Good-bye!