Aug 21, 2011 23:42
[Its a typical grainy image of a bedroom with a TV playing in the back. You can see the blue and white light flickering against the wall. The TV turns off and Crystal's shadow appears with a phone to her ear.]
Shut the fuck up I'm doing it now. Takes forever to the damn thing to load...
[she ignores the recording camera as she presses some buttons on her phone with a claw and then sets it aside, looking at the camera and sighs.]
Okay... Uhm... Introduce myself? [she moves hair from her face, and scratches her head.] I'm Crystal, I'm a mutant and I'm twenty years-old.
[a voice from the phone gives a very loud raspberry signaling that that was a very failed introduction. Crystal gives an aggravated sigh mixed with a growl.]
The fuck else am I supposed to say? Damn thing said to introduce myself, there. I did it. I'm Crystal. I'm a girl. I'm a mutant, and I have no fucking idea why I agreed to do this shit.
[she reaches up to grab the camera and the screen goes black.]
((oc: you know whaaaat? You can place a normal "text" comment, have a webcam convo with Crystal, or call her. Just put in the subject of your reply "text", "vid", or "voice". Makes things easier on everyone. Hang loose, gs. :]))
[verse] open,
meme fun,
ic,
bored kitty is bored