There once was a young man called Big Beast,
whose pet wouldn't give his head peace.
He took up his knife,
stabbed poor Charley twice
and used part of her heart as his main feast.

And now he loves me. See what some bad rhyming does?

WHATONEARTHAMIDOINGTHISISSOCRAZYBUTHILARIOUSATTHESAMETIME

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AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAH ( Read more... )

I'm talking to the spider on the ceiling in a farmer Jo type accent, in the hopes that while it traverses the room, it doesn't drop on my head.

Writing with a tremor is such a chore. All the muscles in my right arm are spazzing out. The show must go on! Poetry must be written!

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One of gddamn books came early. EARLY. And now I'm reading it ( Read more... )

DH Lawrence.

Cavafy.

Mayakovsky.

Whitman.

Thee I loathe Emma.

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This is the poem of the moment ( Read more... )

I'm reading through all my old stuff, I just found one on home, when I was feeling particularly homesick. I wrote it in 2004 and it just made me cry, because it hoped that I would never forget the things I've forgotten. And almost predicted what I would forget and set out to remind me. And did ( Read more... )

Yeah so my brother is a twat and he is now officially blocked for life! Prat ( Read more... )