...Oh holy shit.

(Warning: spoilers in comments.)

Oh, HBO. *facepalm*

Also: Would someone please send the Night's Watch some hats? Or scarves or earmuffs or something? I'm shocked all their ears haven't dropped off from frostbite already.

I'm sorry, but is that Cesare Borgia undergoing emotional angst on my television screen? Cesare Borgia? The same Cesare Borgia that wrote his name in words of blood across the entire peninsula during his father's reign? That Cesare Borgia ( Read more... )

So, Starz has apparently opted rights to Ken Follet's novel of twelfth-century England, Pillars of the Earth. On the one hand, OMG, because I love that novel (and its sequel, World without End, set in the same town two hundred years later), and because the medieval world is criminally under-represented in movies and television, and because Follet's ( Read more... )

Broyles singing. Well.

I love this show.

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THAT IS NOT HOW (OR WHY) YOU EXECUTE ROMAN CITIZENS, YOU MORONS!!!!

Also "Enemy of the People" is an official designation in the Republic. It is something decided by the Senate as part of a declaration of war. It is not something you call a common murderer ( Read more... )

Well, Eleven. I think I can be getting on with you.

Dear Spartacus (again):

You cannot use "this is a representation of a more savage era of history" as your excuse for putting gratuitous amounts of sex and violence in your tv show IF YOU DON'T GET THE HISTORY RIGHT.

I swear, if you do "thumbs up/thumbs down" one more time, I'm going to... say something very rude. In Latin.

Morons.

I love Bones. I really do. But the car advertisments they keep writing into the script? Are getting really annoying.

Dear Spartacus: Blood and SandI know you are a pay-tv show whose primary purpose is to show naked people on American television, but I really am forced to inform you of a few things you seem to have missed while trying to figure out how you can get tits into every scene ( Read more... )