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I am 7 minutes into Terminator Genisys and I want Kyle Reese/John Connor. Which is 20840293409234 kinds of WRONG. But holy shit did they just hit, like, three of my bulletproof kinks. IN UNDER SEVEN MINUTES.

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I went to hatewatch this movie yesterday. No, I didn't pay for it.

I don't want to say that it's a cromulent movie if they hadn't butchered a book that I very much love. Not that it was actively bad, not any more bad than any other summer blockbuster, but it wasn't great.

But as World War Z, adaptation of the novel... well, they really should' ( Read more... )

Remember how I said Olympus Has Fallen is basically Die Hard in the White House?

No, this is Die Hard in the White House ( Read more... )

Gerard Butler Naked Quotient: LOW :(

Gerard Butler Hotness Factor: HIGH

He was shirtless in ONE scene and one scene only. I'd rate the shirtlessness quality higher than Gamer but lower than Law Abiding Citizen because at least in the latter, Gerard Butler was actually totally naked with an ass shot. He was mostly covered up in Olympus Has Fallen ( Read more... )

WHAT IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT

WHAT IS THIS ATROCITY

BLAH BLAH SHOULDN'T JUDGE A MOVIE ON ITS TRAILER

I DON'T FUCKING CARE IT'S UTTER BULLSHIT AND WRONG ON EVERY FUCKING LEVEL

URGH FUCK THIS I HATE EVERYTHING

I'M WATCHING TOY STORY 3

WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

Why am I always wanting to write fics for movies that have no fandom or movies that used to have a fandom and not anymore. Thoughts of girl!Face/Hannibal is EATING MY BRAIN. Somebody already wrote a really good set-up, but it just sort of stopped and I was crying tears of anguish that it just stopped, not to mention it's a gen fic, so it didn't ( Read more... )

I'm suddenly all up into A-Team (2010) and reading fic like crazy. Like, I was into it for five seconds when the movie came out, but then my interest fizzled. I have no idea where the resurgence came from, just struck me and I'm gobbling fic.

My favorite so far, Die Vergeltung. It's DELICIOUS. Amnesia!fic, one of my fave tropes, and done really ( Read more... )

I keep seeing the trailer for Savages, and I'm conflicted about whether I want to see it or not. I don't like Taylor Kitsch, the premise is pretty idk to me. But I like Oliver Stone, and I like Blake Lively (don't get why people hate her so much), but most of all, I'm fascinated by the core relationship. It's a girl in a relationship with two guys ( Read more... )

And yet, while I griped about Snow White's passivity, I must be reminded of the two 14 year old girls sitting next to me who were UTTERLY riveted by what was going on, beyond the visuals, but the strength and heroism of Snow White. At first they were annoying, because jfc chatty people in the theater, but they ultimately weren't too obnoxious and ( Read more... )