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I dreamt that I got a glorious piece of FB for a Mag7 fic. The one that I'm writing right now and haven't even finished yet.
Then I dreamt that I cracked one of my molars, and half of it actually came right out.
Yeah, thanks for the mixed signals, subconscious.
I'd rather wake up with intact teeth and no FB than a cracked tooth and glorious FB.
Nice to know that I still have my priorities straight.
I want to do the Mag7 ficathon, but I am constitutionally incapable of writing prompts or writing to a deadline. Sigh.
I want the Harvey Dent TDK poster. It's $30 on Ebay. I am not spending $30 on a poster. I didn't spend that much on my Iron Man poster. Only by a short margin, but still.
While yesdrizella was here, she showed me the glory that is Silent Night Deadly Night 2. It is positively transcendent, and it is the champion of all crappy B-horror movie. Actually, it's more like Z-horror. That's how wonderfully terrible it is. It is semi-famous (?) for Garbage Day. The funny thing is that amongst all that bad acting, I can't entirely pick on the lead's laugh, even though it is clearly Tremendously Bad Acting, because Christopher Daniels legitimately laughs like he's articulating each syllable. Which. Yeah. LOL.
HOWEVER. yesdrizella also showed me Shark Attack 3, starring one John Barrowman. I DIDN'T KNOW A MOVIE CAN BE THIS FUCKING BAD AND ACTUALLY EXISTS WITHOUT GETTING SUCKED INTO ITS OWN BLACK HOLE VORTEX OF SUCK. It's BloodRayne levels of bad, but even that movie has its moments, with Billy Zane and inexplicably blue-eyed Michelle Rodriguez. Shark Attack 3 doesn't even have that redeeming quality.
Barrowman is ATROCIOUS. Talk about LOOK AT ME I'M ACTING! I cannot believe this man is supposedly under consideration for Captain America. Like, I know I have no room to talk, not being a fan of Cap and all that, plus the whole wanting Eckhart to be Cap purely so I can see RDJ and Eckhart being hot on screen together, so it's not like I'm not entirely fucking shallow. But STILL. Even *I* have some fucking standards. The most lolarious thing is that there's a sex scene with Barrowman in Shark Attack 3, and I turned to yesdrizella and said, "man, he can't convince me of his heterosexual desire." She said that it looked like a 13 year old with his first girl, but I said that even a 13 year old hetero boy would show some level of desire with a naked chick. Barrowman didn't even manage that. Whereas, you know, Neil Patrick Harris can totally convince me that he wants to bone a chick for hours.
I doubt Barrowman will get to play Cap, so I'm not entirely offended on that count. What will bug me is the inevitable accusations of homophobia when he won't get the role. Which will be equal parts LOL and FACEPALM.
Speaking of the gay, you know what's good acting? RDJ convincing me that he wants to bone Tobey McGuire. That's good acting.
ETA: Dammit, LJ truncated my awesome Barrownman tag. BOO.
Then I dreamt that I cracked one of my molars, and half of it actually came right out.
Yeah, thanks for the mixed signals, subconscious.
I'd rather wake up with intact teeth and no FB than a cracked tooth and glorious FB.
Nice to know that I still have my priorities straight.
I want to do the Mag7 ficathon, but I am constitutionally incapable of writing prompts or writing to a deadline. Sigh.
I want the Harvey Dent TDK poster. It's $30 on Ebay. I am not spending $30 on a poster. I didn't spend that much on my Iron Man poster. Only by a short margin, but still.
While yesdrizella was here, she showed me the glory that is Silent Night Deadly Night 2. It is positively transcendent, and it is the champion of all crappy B-horror movie. Actually, it's more like Z-horror. That's how wonderfully terrible it is. It is semi-famous (?) for Garbage Day. The funny thing is that amongst all that bad acting, I can't entirely pick on the lead's laugh, even though it is clearly Tremendously Bad Acting, because Christopher Daniels legitimately laughs like he's articulating each syllable. Which. Yeah. LOL.
HOWEVER. yesdrizella also showed me Shark Attack 3, starring one John Barrowman. I DIDN'T KNOW A MOVIE CAN BE THIS FUCKING BAD AND ACTUALLY EXISTS WITHOUT GETTING SUCKED INTO ITS OWN BLACK HOLE VORTEX OF SUCK. It's BloodRayne levels of bad, but even that movie has its moments, with Billy Zane and inexplicably blue-eyed Michelle Rodriguez. Shark Attack 3 doesn't even have that redeeming quality.
Barrowman is ATROCIOUS. Talk about LOOK AT ME I'M ACTING! I cannot believe this man is supposedly under consideration for Captain America. Like, I know I have no room to talk, not being a fan of Cap and all that, plus the whole wanting Eckhart to be Cap purely so I can see RDJ and Eckhart being hot on screen together, so it's not like I'm not entirely fucking shallow. But STILL. Even *I* have some fucking standards. The most lolarious thing is that there's a sex scene with Barrowman in Shark Attack 3, and I turned to yesdrizella and said, "man, he can't convince me of his heterosexual desire." She said that it looked like a 13 year old with his first girl, but I said that even a 13 year old hetero boy would show some level of desire with a naked chick. Barrowman didn't even manage that. Whereas, you know, Neil Patrick Harris can totally convince me that he wants to bone a chick for hours.
I doubt Barrowman will get to play Cap, so I'm not entirely offended on that count. What will bug me is the inevitable accusations of homophobia when he won't get the role. Which will be equal parts LOL and FACEPALM.
Speaking of the gay, you know what's good acting? RDJ convincing me that he wants to bone Tobey McGuire. That's good acting.
ETA: Dammit, LJ truncated my awesome Barrownman tag. BOO.