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"She was a long cool woman in a black dress!!"
Doo do do, do do do do do
Pumping, pumping, pumping...
Sliding, sliding sliding...
Crash.
Laughter.
Before I knew it I was on the phone with my mom, 
Still laughing.
"This isn't really that funny."
"Did you hit another car?"
"No, just a stop sign." 
More laughter.
Driving away with the stereo off.
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Soundtrack to your life-- [[plus, I added the best lyrics]]
Opening Credits:
"Hello City” by the Barenaked Ladies 
[[Hello city, youve found an enemy in me. Hello city, hello city]]
Waking Up Scene:
"Carlotta Valdez" by Harvey Danger
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Today I saw a lovely girl with golden hair,
envied her and wished I were so fair.
When she rose to go, she hobbled down the aisle.
She had one leg, wore a crutch and a smile.
Oh God forgive me when I whine
I have two legs, the world is mine.

Then I stopped to buy some sweets.
The lad who sold them had such charm.
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It's not just sleepover talk.

...Check out who I share a birthday with.

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Haec tibi semper erunt, et cum solennia vota
reddemus Nymphis, et cum lustrabimus argos.
...
--- Amavit nos quoque Daphnis

so kim, jacob, michelle and i went to do our p.e. make-ups after school today. we bowled three games. the first game was good, i got a 121. But the second game, you'll never believe it. I BOWLED A 171!!!!! Amazing eh? Yeah, i pretty much kick ass. well, at least for that game. ha.

Number 1: Tell her she doesn't go to P.E. again until next semester.
Number 2: Buy her a bagel with strawberry cream cheese.

I am so happy right now.