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"She was a long cool woman in a black dress!!"
Doo do do, do do do do do
Pumping, pumping, pumping...
Sliding, sliding sliding...
Crash.
Laughter.
Before I knew it I was on the phone with my mom,
Still laughing.
"This isn't really that funny."
"Did you hit another car?"
"No, just a stop sign."
More laughter.
Driving away with the stereo off.
I was driving at least 5 under the speed limit.
At home: only a little bit of damage, but my head hurts like hell.
Even more than usual.