( Did you just punch me in the boob? )

( I learned a lot about myself, and I learned a lot about Madison. )

Title: Three for All
Rating: R
Pairings: Chandler/Rachel/Joey, Ross/Rachel, hints of one-sided Chandler/Monica
Warnings: Sex
Word Count: ~3100
Summary: AU of The One At the Beach; Disappointed with Ross and Bonnie's reunion, Rachel turns to two other friends for comfort. And sex.
Disclaimer: Friends and its characters do not belong to me.
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( It was summer. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch. Oh, look, cried Ned, and the zombies were his forever. )

( I just grabbed a zombie. )

( And now I will tell you about the chain. )

( Also, I cloned a zombie in my lab. She is now my girlfriend! I don't care what society says; it's the best sex I ever had. )

( I pulled the tab and I just fogged his zombie ass. )

( Well, zombies are heads because zombies have heads. )