#155 - Rec Post - 9. AUs are fucking best. - Hooker AUs
So, since r_a_j_ka is a boring responsible person and went to sleep, I figured I could do another rec post. Mostly 'cause messing with her tumblr got boring. She will kill me enough for logging her out of LJ, I guess. ^_^ The post will be short, because it's freakin' late and I'm lazy. I apparently have more hooker fics saved than I expected, so have my two favourite characters for hooker aus. (Seriously, I have seperate tags for them, apparently.)
(Also: The horrible frustration of trying to write something quickly on someone else's keyboard.)
Day 9. AUs are fucking best: Hooker Au.
Title: Want is a Dangerous Thing
Author: grimm
Pairing(s)/Characters: Derek/Stiles
Rating: Explicit/NC17
Word Count: 19.250
Warnings: non-con elements, dubcon, Alternate Universe - Slavery.
Notes/Tags/Additional Info: Prostitution, blowjob, Rimming, Mates, Mating, Cycles/In Heat, Derek POV, Knotting
Summary: It was bad enough that Derek was so terrible at meeting people that he had to buy himself a mate, but it was even worse that his mother called a pack meeting about it. Laura was never, ever going to let him live this down.
Why I loved it: I don't really remember it well, but I love both hooker!Stiles and mocking!Laura :D
Excerpt: “You think this is the best solution?”
“No,” Boyd replied. “But I think you need to spend some time with another living, breathing person.”
Derek scowled. He’d gotten a studio apartment for exactly that reason; no room for a roommate when your bedroom was also your kitchen and living room and it only took fifteen steps to go from your bed to your door.
Title: Dwells Amidst Your Walls
Author: the_ragnarok
Pairing(s)/Characters: Derek/Stiles, Scott
Rating: Explicit/NC17
Word Count: 11.441
Warnings: -
Notes/Tags/Additional Info: Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Human, Virginity or Celibacy Kink, Sex Toys, Sex Work, Age Difference, hints of age play, hints of depression, hints of trauma, Stalking, Derek is a creeper, Lydia and Stiles are bros.
Summary: Scott accidentally sells Stiles' virginity on Craigslist. (Derek wins.)
Why I loved it: It was cracky and funny. ;) Mostly. Then it's angsty and Derek is a creep you wanna hug. Very in character that, if you ask me. XD
Excerpt: "He's coming to my house today." Scott's hands are on Stiles' forearms, desperately clinging. "You have to say yes! I can't die, I have a date with Allison this weekend!"
"By all means, yes, set me up with the apparent serial killer," Stiles mumbles. "Since you went to the trouble of telling him where you live and all that."
Title: As You Are
Author: 13empress
Pairing(s)/Characters: Spock/Kirk
Rating: Mature/R
Word Count: dunno
Warnings: -
Notes/Tags/Additional Info: rentboy!Kirk, alien kink
Summary: -
Why I loved it: I don't really remember it well and I'm not getting sucked into re-reading another fic. I do have a thing for hooker Kirk, so there is that.
Excerpt: The human was sexually desirable, he decided, for a human.
'He will be adequate.'
Title: Streetight People
Author: ladyblahblah
Pairing(s)/Characters: Spock/Kirk
Rating: Explicit/NC17
Word Count: 54,436
Warnings: prostitution, mentioned childhood sexual abuse, mentioned genocide, implied violence
Notes/Tags/Additional Info: -
Summary: AU. Strangers waitin', up and down the boulevard, their shadows searchin' in the night. Streetlight people, living just to find emotion; hiding somewhere in the night.
Why I loved it: I don't remember it completely, but I loved how long and detailed it was. It was a real complex story. For me at places a bit too dramatic, too fluffy, too much of this "let's save and cure the hooker" trope.
Excerpt: “That’s . . . it’s complicated. Shit.” Jim turned to lean back against the railing. “I should be pissed as hell at you right now. Why aren’t I pissed as hell at you?”
“I do not know,” Spock said, “but I am grateful, no matter what the cause.”
Title: Objects in Motion
Author: vaingirlfic
Pairing(s)/Characters: Spock/Girl!Kirk
Rating: R? Or NC17. (I don't remember the fic that well and it's not given.)
Word Count: 5.700
Warnings: same as with rating
Notes/Tags/Additional Info: Always!A!Girl!Kirk
Summary: Jennifer Titania Kirk's a hooker sans heart of gold with a heart full of napalm. One crashed embassy party later, she's got a Vulcan buddy she's not so sure she wants to shake.
Why I loved it: I love girl!Kirk and the mess she can create.
Excerpt: “I do not understand,” he says, when she finishes telling him what she thinks about his paper. “Your thoughts, while not corresponding to the rules of logic, are... fascinating.”
Jenny stretches her legs out in front of her and sighs happily when the joints crack. Maybe even a little more happily, when the toe of her boot brushes the edge of Spock's knee and he flinches back. “What's to understand? If you wrote this, you're a bright guy, for someone with a stick up his ass.”
Title: What Part of Forever
Author: feelslikefire
Pairing(s)/Characters: Spock/Kirk
Rating: Explicit/NC17
Word Count: 86.262
Warnings: -
Notes/Tags/Additional Info: hooker!Kirk, pretty woman au, there is sex on a piano, also a stick-shift
Summary: Vulcan is considering seceding from the Federation; Spock, a researcher at the VSA, decides now is a good time to catch up on being Human. So he visits Earth and hires Jim Kirk as his guide, with predictable results. Inspired loosely by Pretty Woman; pre-movie AU.
Why I loved it: Every hooker rec list needs at least one fic following Pretty Woman plot a bit more closely. Or, you know, have enough hints.
Excerpt: "Jim, I realize you aspire to grow up a bitter old asshole like me someday, but you'd just better leave the hard stuff to the professionals 'til you get the hang of it. The phrase you're thinking of is, 'colder than a witch's left titty.' What you actually probably wanted to say was 'hotter than Satan's asscrack.'"
Jim sputtered, face creasing with laughter as McCoy took another regal swallow of his beer. His eyes were hidden behind his sunglasses, but Jim could recognize "smug bastard" at fifty yards on his friend. "Are you real? Like, are you sure you're not just a particularly ridiculous folk caricature from a bad sitcom, because I don't think people actually talk like that anymore. In case you were, you know, confused."
Title: Never, Once
Author: rubynye
Pairing(s)/Characters: Pike/Kirk
Rating: Explicit/NC17
Word Count: dunno
Warnings: -
Notes/Tags/Additional Info: pre-movie
Summary: "How about it, Chris," Jim goads, "gonna squeeze me and pet me?"
Why I loved it: I think this is my favourite hooker!Kirk fic. Definately one of my favourite Pike/Kirk. And I don't want to ruin it for you, but just know that imho the best AUs are those that are nto AUs.
Excerpt: "It's all right." Pike pats Jim's thigh, trying for soothing rather than prurient. He's pretty sure the boy's drained him dry at this point. "I enjoyed your company anyway."
"What, because I had my trap shut for once?" Shadowed and outlined in silver, Jim's smile is softer than the smirk Pike might have expected.
(Also: The horrible frustration of trying to write something quickly on someone else's keyboard.)
Day 9. AUs are fucking best: Hooker Au.
Title: Want is a Dangerous Thing
Author: grimm
Pairing(s)/Characters: Derek/Stiles
Rating: Explicit/NC17
Word Count: 19.250
Warnings: non-con elements, dubcon, Alternate Universe - Slavery.
Notes/Tags/Additional Info: Prostitution, blowjob, Rimming, Mates, Mating, Cycles/In Heat, Derek POV, Knotting
Summary: It was bad enough that Derek was so terrible at meeting people that he had to buy himself a mate, but it was even worse that his mother called a pack meeting about it. Laura was never, ever going to let him live this down.
Why I loved it: I don't really remember it well, but I love both hooker!Stiles and mocking!Laura :D
Excerpt: “You think this is the best solution?”
“No,” Boyd replied. “But I think you need to spend some time with another living, breathing person.”
Derek scowled. He’d gotten a studio apartment for exactly that reason; no room for a roommate when your bedroom was also your kitchen and living room and it only took fifteen steps to go from your bed to your door.
Title: Dwells Amidst Your Walls
Author: the_ragnarok
Pairing(s)/Characters: Derek/Stiles, Scott
Rating: Explicit/NC17
Word Count: 11.441
Warnings: -
Notes/Tags/Additional Info: Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Human, Virginity or Celibacy Kink, Sex Toys, Sex Work, Age Difference, hints of age play, hints of depression, hints of trauma, Stalking, Derek is a creeper, Lydia and Stiles are bros.
Summary: Scott accidentally sells Stiles' virginity on Craigslist. (Derek wins.)
Why I loved it: It was cracky and funny. ;) Mostly. Then it's angsty and Derek is a creep you wanna hug. Very in character that, if you ask me. XD
Excerpt: "He's coming to my house today." Scott's hands are on Stiles' forearms, desperately clinging. "You have to say yes! I can't die, I have a date with Allison this weekend!"
"By all means, yes, set me up with the apparent serial killer," Stiles mumbles. "Since you went to the trouble of telling him where you live and all that."
Title: As You Are
Author: 13empress
Pairing(s)/Characters: Spock/Kirk
Rating: Mature/R
Word Count: dunno
Warnings: -
Notes/Tags/Additional Info: rentboy!Kirk, alien kink
Summary: -
Why I loved it: I don't really remember it well and I'm not getting sucked into re-reading another fic. I do have a thing for hooker Kirk, so there is that.
Excerpt: The human was sexually desirable, he decided, for a human.
'He will be adequate.'
Title: Streetight People
Author: ladyblahblah
Pairing(s)/Characters: Spock/Kirk
Rating: Explicit/NC17
Word Count: 54,436
Warnings: prostitution, mentioned childhood sexual abuse, mentioned genocide, implied violence
Notes/Tags/Additional Info: -
Summary: AU. Strangers waitin', up and down the boulevard, their shadows searchin' in the night. Streetlight people, living just to find emotion; hiding somewhere in the night.
Why I loved it: I don't remember it completely, but I loved how long and detailed it was. It was a real complex story. For me at places a bit too dramatic, too fluffy, too much of this "let's save and cure the hooker" trope.
Excerpt: “That’s . . . it’s complicated. Shit.” Jim turned to lean back against the railing. “I should be pissed as hell at you right now. Why aren’t I pissed as hell at you?”
“I do not know,” Spock said, “but I am grateful, no matter what the cause.”
Title: Objects in Motion
Author: vaingirlfic
Pairing(s)/Characters: Spock/Girl!Kirk
Rating: R? Or NC17. (I don't remember the fic that well and it's not given.)
Word Count: 5.700
Warnings: same as with rating
Notes/Tags/Additional Info: Always!A!Girl!Kirk
Summary: Jennifer Titania Kirk's a hooker sans heart of gold with a heart full of napalm. One crashed embassy party later, she's got a Vulcan buddy she's not so sure she wants to shake.
Why I loved it: I love girl!Kirk and the mess she can create.
Excerpt: “I do not understand,” he says, when she finishes telling him what she thinks about his paper. “Your thoughts, while not corresponding to the rules of logic, are... fascinating.”
Jenny stretches her legs out in front of her and sighs happily when the joints crack. Maybe even a little more happily, when the toe of her boot brushes the edge of Spock's knee and he flinches back. “What's to understand? If you wrote this, you're a bright guy, for someone with a stick up his ass.”
Title: What Part of Forever
Author: feelslikefire
Pairing(s)/Characters: Spock/Kirk
Rating: Explicit/NC17
Word Count: 86.262
Warnings: -
Notes/Tags/Additional Info: hooker!Kirk, pretty woman au, there is sex on a piano, also a stick-shift
Summary: Vulcan is considering seceding from the Federation; Spock, a researcher at the VSA, decides now is a good time to catch up on being Human. So he visits Earth and hires Jim Kirk as his guide, with predictable results. Inspired loosely by Pretty Woman; pre-movie AU.
Why I loved it: Every hooker rec list needs at least one fic following Pretty Woman plot a bit more closely. Or, you know, have enough hints.
Excerpt: "Jim, I realize you aspire to grow up a bitter old asshole like me someday, but you'd just better leave the hard stuff to the professionals 'til you get the hang of it. The phrase you're thinking of is, 'colder than a witch's left titty.' What you actually probably wanted to say was 'hotter than Satan's asscrack.'"
Jim sputtered, face creasing with laughter as McCoy took another regal swallow of his beer. His eyes were hidden behind his sunglasses, but Jim could recognize "smug bastard" at fifty yards on his friend. "Are you real? Like, are you sure you're not just a particularly ridiculous folk caricature from a bad sitcom, because I don't think people actually talk like that anymore. In case you were, you know, confused."
Title: Never, Once
Author: rubynye
Pairing(s)/Characters: Pike/Kirk
Rating: Explicit/NC17
Word Count: dunno
Warnings: -
Notes/Tags/Additional Info: pre-movie
Summary: "How about it, Chris," Jim goads, "gonna squeeze me and pet me?"
Why I loved it: I think this is my favourite hooker!Kirk fic. Definately one of my favourite Pike/Kirk. And I don't want to ruin it for you, but just know that imho the best AUs are those that are nto AUs.
Excerpt: "It's all right." Pike pats Jim's thigh, trying for soothing rather than prurient. He's pretty sure the boy's drained him dry at this point. "I enjoyed your company anyway."
"What, because I had my trap shut for once?" Shadowed and outlined in silver, Jim's smile is softer than the smirk Pike might have expected.