*LOLZDED*

...see why here

I want to be as no-bullshit-allowed as this lady when I'm her age.

Yeah, you know when you have something to say, you really gotta say it?  This baby sure did have something to say.

This--  *can't breathe laughing too hard*  This is--  *gasp*  --all tsaiko's fault, I swear!!  She--  *clutching stomach* --linked me to the best Twilight video ever!!  *ROFL*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZwM3GvaTRM

*PLUS*  What the hell, LJ?!  When I highlight text on my entries to label the user or add a weblink, I don't expect the highlight to

If you like Inuyasha, you must see this.  Totally drazuki 's fault for posting this in her own journal.

Or at least, a street artist's version of it.

I find all sorts of amusing this letter which Ellen DeGeneres wrote on her website following her wedding to Portia de Rossi last weekend.  How giddily sweet...

Anyone who has read the Holy Bible knows that it says the animal which carried Jesus was an ass.

Now, I wish I could be referring to its personality but actually, donkeys really are called asses to this day.  And I think that's fine.  I really believe that the word 'ass' isn't a swear word insomuch as a name-call because it's calling someone after ( Read more... )

Taken from fullmetalrose, with notice.  Thank you so much for sharing, dearie.

George Carlin's Views on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never ( Read more... )

Advertising quote from a wood floor laying company store-front sign:

"Get laid, think wood!"

Bloody rotten English humour.