This is actually hands down the best sentence to be found on Wikipedia:

"According to 17th century theologian Leo Allatius (Leone Allacci), the foreskin [of Jesus Chirst] may have divinely ascended to become the rings of Saturn."

I promise some real content is coming soon, but until then the tale of an exceedingly ordinary man.

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Cute young television actor admits to gayness; Pennsylvania mother takes it badly.

BETHLEHEM - The adorable, slightly Gyllenhaalish TR Knight came out of the closet yesterday, much to the chagrin of part-time LiveJournal user Modest Sinclair’s mother.


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Second-hand mohair turtlenecks. Evocative lyrics about lawn furniture. Ten dollar show tickets. Glockenspiel solos. This is what most people think indie pop is all about. These people are hopelessly, hopelessly naïve. To make a home for yourself in the world of indie pop, you’ve got to be more bloodthirsty and skilled than all the heroes of the ( Read more... )

You know that I don't usually talk too much about my personal problems but things got a little crazy last night and I think its best I just beat the lunchtable gossip and let you hear it from me first. I was seriously just minding my own business reading some obscure and very pretentious art magazine at Barnes and Noble, not wanted anyone to ( Read more... )

Yeah so, I was going to go to NYU this summer to study how to work in a museum and shit, but now I can’t because they ran out of housing.


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