Oh, did I say I've been offered a job interview?

Make that two job interviews. Booyah.

Now I gotta weigh up pros and cons and stuff. Quietly confident. And it's ended the drought.

( Only putting the cut here to tidy the inevitable clutter )

http://www.timeanddate.com/clocks/freecountdown.html - no square bracxket tag option

doesnt work, html on lj??

seew@750hotmail.com says:
Watch me naked! Click here http://www.robbrokethecamlink.net/alsab and accept the invite <3

( tl;dr, I try chatting up a spambot in Foreignese. NSFW, technically )

So... um.

I just sat through the Twilight movie tonight.

.___.

Seeing as Edward Cullen (a vampire) is basically dating his lunch (a human), I'm really, really tempted to write a parody in which he's a human with an obsessive love for a piece of fried chicken.

( chatlog with Zarrah to this effect )

So, a file on my USB decides it's going to corrupt itself. Guess which one?

>,>

Swear to god, if Technofail happens one more time on this, I'm going to cut a bitch. Then NPC. Then cut a completely different bitch.

Bah humbug, I need to get ready for work

As stolen from the glamorous speaky_bean:

the family memeMay as well, pinch this, innit ( Read more... )

- go to http://translationparty.com/tp/
- enter some song lyrics
- post the resulting garbled messes to your LJ
- have your hapless flist try to guess which songs they are from

( Lyrics )

...okay, this is kinda strange ( Read more... )