Those of you who don't follow me on twitter will hopefully be happy to learn that I finally got that new car I've been wanting to get ever since I wrecked my old one about six months ago (don't ask).


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Yesterday, from the time I got home to the time I went to sleep, I was occupied with one thing. A single task, gruesome and formidable, lay between me and my peace of mind. A quest, if you will. A mission. To fix the toilet.

( The tale follows, for those of brave hearts and infinite patience. )