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My house has an uninvited guest, who loves to terrorize all 5 of us, his name is... Jerry. There's no words to describe the incredible abilities this rat possesses, oh yes did I forget to mention he's a rat? The prowess of this rodent is unprecedented, he laughs at the face of death and poops next to the traps we have strategically distributed around the house. In his defiance he has woken up all 5 of us and had us standing on tables armed with brooms and umbrellas. It's not a big surprise to me, who was the only person in the house who had respect for the animal, that when I first laid eyes on him he seemed to have waved. Just imagine a rat waving at you, it was a sight to behold and it's no wonder why he earned the well-deserving name of Jerry BAMF the indomitable. Yesterday night my theories about him came true, my roommate informed me that the previous tenants had issues with Jerry and one of them dared shoot at him. Like the warrior he is, Jerry escaped unscathed, nobody has come close to touching him. I'm sure his fur would probably burn the skin of whoever approaches him. Well my attempts to elongate my procrastination time have succeeded, I have managed to write an entire post about a rat, even if he's no regular rat, this is just pathetic on my side.