An open letter that probably won't make it to the people I'd actually want to read it...
Dear Morons,
If you're going to be on the computer, use it for the tool that it is. Bush/Iraq/hot dogs bother you? Get to work making with the change-ifying. Just don't talk about your aching third nipple. No one wants to know.
Trust me.
Thanks.
-One Highly Annoyed Individual
ps. If you absolutely must, remember 'friends-only' in livejournal is a good thing.