So I says to myself I says...
Generally speaking, the world is a place that doesn't care unless you have money, and then, only wants anything to do with you long enough to take your money away. Everyone knows this is true. The government wants your money. The corporations want your money. The banks want your money. The schools want your money.
This is why we have significant others. Because, when you truly find that someone, they don't care about the money. They don't want your money. And a really good SO will appreciate the money you do have and when you spend it.
Sounds kinda depressing and kinda sappy, I know. Equal parts, mixed.
I love my gal.