shudder.
apparently someone somewhere makes a device that will tweet your plant's status to you. like. WATER ME. FEED ME. that kind of thing. And once I'd gotten past the obvious LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS thoughts, I decided I am eternally grateful that one of these devices does not exist for cats.
Saffron: HUNGRY. HUNGRY. HUNGRY. CHOW NOW? CHOW! HUNGRY. FOOD TIME? CHOW!
Starbuck: LET'S GO OUTSIDE!!! OUTSIDE!!! OMG LET ME IN. OPEN DOOR. OPEN DOOR. NO NO OUT NOW. LET ME OUT. OUTSIDE?
Saffron: CHOW. IT IS TIME FOR FOOD? CHOW! TREATS? CATNIP? CHOW!
Starbuck: FUZZY MOUSE NOW. FUZZY MOUSE. WHERE'D IT GO? UNDER STOVE? WHYYYYYYYYYYY?
Saffron: FOOD? FOOD TIME? GO AWAY OTHER CAT. NOOOOO. RAAAWR. GO AWAY. LEAVE ME ALONE! FOOD?
Starbuck: PLAY WITH ME. PLAAAY. I WILL POUNCE ON YOU! WHY SO SERIOUS? OUTSIDE?
... I fear what they could accomplish with 140 characters.
Saffron: HUNGRY. HUNGRY. HUNGRY. CHOW NOW? CHOW! HUNGRY. FOOD TIME? CHOW!
Starbuck: LET'S GO OUTSIDE!!! OUTSIDE!!! OMG LET ME IN. OPEN DOOR. OPEN DOOR. NO NO OUT NOW. LET ME OUT. OUTSIDE?
Saffron: CHOW. IT IS TIME FOR FOOD? CHOW! TREATS? CATNIP? CHOW!
Starbuck: FUZZY MOUSE NOW. FUZZY MOUSE. WHERE'D IT GO? UNDER STOVE? WHYYYYYYYYYYY?
Saffron: FOOD? FOOD TIME? GO AWAY OTHER CAT. NOOOOO. RAAAWR. GO AWAY. LEAVE ME ALONE! FOOD?
Starbuck: PLAY WITH ME. PLAAAY. I WILL POUNCE ON YOU! WHY SO SERIOUS? OUTSIDE?
... I fear what they could accomplish with 140 characters.