shudder.

[amonitrate]

apparently someone somewhere makes a device that will tweet your plant's status to you. like. WATER ME. FEED ME. that kind of thing. And once I'd gotten past the obvious LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS thoughts, I decided I am eternally grateful that one of these devices does not exist for cats

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[occula]

ahahahahahahahahaha oh god, that is so right on.

[ithildyn]

Lord, the mind boggles at what cats could do with such a thing!

[amycooper]

LOL! Yes, seriously.

[lastrega]

I'm trying to imagine Salome and Max with that. It's not good.

[gabby_silang]

Godddddddd seriously. I always imagine that Grapefruit would use a lot of profanity, especially when I'm just getting home from work.

WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. MOM. MOM. MOM. MOM. MOM YOU BITCH. I WILL BITE YOU. I WILL. I AM BITING YOU. MOM. MOM. MOM.